9. Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo
holy shit
19.02.2026 05:15
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9. Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo
holy shit
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
Paranormasight is currently $4.99 on Switch US EShop.
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A must-play for Horror, Adventure, and/or VN fans!
Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Just did a test of the new Mario Kart World patch and I think Nintendo really outdid themselves this time.
Almost a year ago, I started this crazy project. And now, it's finally time to vote on "The Greatest Game of All Time!"
501 entries across all of gaming. Choose your Top 10 and let's see what ends up as the greatest! Voting will remain open until the end of 11/23!
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For years, but especially for the past year, Democrats have been in thrall to the idea that they need to chase an imagined median voter, and adopt that voter’s positions. Mamdani’s victory shows another way: hold principles, and persuade people to share them.
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Actually horrific
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"It’s the easiest 10/10 I’ve ever given... This is a must-play."
https://www.rpgsite.net/review/18452-trails-in-the-sky-1st-chapter-review
the trans pride flag
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
This “solo dev” and “only 3 devs” rhetoric is getting truly dangerously out of hand. Investors see this and think “I only have to pay 3 people” and the result is severely overworked and/or underpaid people and a subpar product. We need to stop treating outsourcers and contractors like ghosts.
„Das größte Missverständnis bis heute: Die Popularität der AfD stieg nicht analog zu den Geflüchtetenzahlen. Sie stieg in Kombination mit der neuen Parteistrategie – und weil niemand sie bremste.“
Danke für diesen Text, @vanessavu.bsky.social
Alright Trails fans, @daniel.gvg.io and I have a 40 minute discussion on the 1st Chapter demo and our impressions as complete newbies to this franchise that should release tomorrow! Hope you’re excited to hear what we think of it so far!
I don't know how to say this politely, but it's time we move on from Geoff Keighley.
One person being in charge of all the big industry events is not a good thing. We see this man on stage three times a year and it's the same song and dance every time
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youtu.be/3i4wRETHuQg
It's heartening to see Big Names speak out about this issue, I think it's something artists and creatives from all genres and levels of notoriety can unite on automaton-media.com/en/news/nier...
Hey. I've written a new article.
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docseuss.medium.com/lets-reconsi...
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People and media often say Balatro was made by 'one guy'. I feel like that unfortunately may be stoking the flames of this David vs. Goliath narrative a tiny bit
No it was not 'one guy', look at the dang in-game credits
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I just realized that April Fools Day happened without me even noticing and it’s a small win but I’ll take it.
„Die Deutschen simulieren in ihrem Wahlkampf Normalität; sie beschäftigen sich mit Übersprungshandlungen (der Flüchtlingsfrage), um die erschreckende Realität nicht zur Kenntnis nehmen zu müssen.“ Hannes Stein ist fassungslos
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