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CHEF. Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease. VanDoll. (gomichild/Crowbar Jones elsewhere) Melbourne/Naarm UTC+ 10 🌏

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10.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with curly fries are the superior fry Alt: a man with curly fries are the superior fry
10.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red hat is hugging another man and says i told you you were special would you like fries with that Alt: a man in a red hat is hugging another man and says i told you you were special would you like fries with that
10.03.2026 10:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shit mate sorry to hear this

10.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Teenager

Teenager

FB says I took this pic a year ago?

Teen still looks the same but taller now.

10.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love my puppy πŸ₯°

10.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜…

10.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chef hay falling off puppy head

Chef hay falling off puppy head

Out take

10.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just the one

10.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cute puppy in a chef uniform sitting in a wok

Cute puppy in a chef uniform sitting in a wok

Chef Memphis preparing his specialty - a Dog’s Breakfast

#MemphisTheMalshi

10.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
lousydrawingsforgoodpeople β€’
I'm good, not nice

lousydrawingsforgoodpeople β€’ I'm good, not nice

10.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW: I got my hands on a Palantir-Department of Defence contract that outlines how the Trump-aligned tech company has embedded staff in Defence, leaves a carve-out for training on Australian data, and has a number of quite generous contract conditions.

www.crikey.com.au/20...

09.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6
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a white cat is hanging from a bar in a black and white photo . Alt: a white cat is hanging from a bar in a black and white photo .
10.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How far should Australia go in backing America’s war effort? | Fiona Katauskas We don’t want to be the poster child * See more of Fiona Katauskas’s cartoons here Continue reading...

How far should Australia go in backing America’s war effort? | Fiona Katauskas

09.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

Shi-tese?

09.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cute scruffy puppy

Cute scruffy puppy

Good morning - even if it’s a bad fur day get out there and slay πŸ’₯

#MemphisTheMalshi

09.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Right now - rare moment of peace

09.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight’s sanity saver - streak of peanut butter inside a toilet roll inner.

09.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

For now.

09.03.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting in a chair with a caption that says i mean i think that could work Alt: a woman is sitting in a chair with a caption that says i mean i think that could work
09.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses says " don t cross the streams " Alt: a man with glasses says " don t cross the streams "

Well no Bin Colour Rules must always be observed.

09.03.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of women are sitting on a couch with one woman wearing a shirt that says state of mind Alt: a group of women are sitting on a couch with one woman wearing a shirt that says state of mind
09.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was trying not to be greedy

09.03.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

C'mon universe just give us one well deserved obituary....

09.03.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

4am is the best time because it's unlikely they'll be adding more before pick up. (And getting cranky)

More fun if you pretend you are a ninja.

09.03.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah easy.

Once on curb - free for all.

(as long as the lid shuts nicely)

09.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh crap

09.03.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lolsob

09.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was.

Pfft Tim is useless

09.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It sounds funny now but only because it worked out how it did.

Could’ve been a tragedy for us or him.

09.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0