Private Eye magazine.
11.03.2026 21:50
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Private Eye magazine.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social - tell me you don't love this.
I am going to the Southport Weekender at Butlins, Bognor Regis this weekend.
IYKYK - the worlds friendliest party.
#farage
#reform
#lies
@mrjamesob.bsky.social loves using popular culture references.
@lbc.co.uk
@brianbilston.bsky.social hits James's sweet spot with this one.
Koi fish always travel in groups of four.
If attacked, the Koi A, B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi.
When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.
By sticking to the correct and popular position on Iran, even under relentless attacks from the right-wing press, Keir Starmer has forced his political opponents into an embarrassing reversal.
It is a lesson his Government should learn from bylinetimes.com/2026/03/10/n...
So that’s that, right? We don’t have to put up with endless drivel about how expensive it is to save the planet abd ourselves ever again? Cool.
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It's a war I cannot explain.
A war that I deny is a war at all.
A war that justifies the peace prize FIFA made up for me.
A war that I have already won, but which will keep going indefinitely.
And my strategy?
Message the enemy on social media and ask them to stop being mean.
Have Marks and Spencer up their game on men’s wear or am I officially old now?
Liking some of the clobber they are selling.
Some nice items in River Island but H&M was poor.
Not my usual shops, but these are all walking distance from home and the weather was gorgeous.
No you prove it is wrong.
And so we write to brilliant postgraduate students from Sudan, withdrawing the offers and scholarships they won in open competition with the best in the world. A sad day for the University of Oxford.
“Never once did Reform promise to cut council tax” insists an angry Nigel Farage to Sky News.
Here's some of the leaflets Reform have been putting out ahead of the local elections
War crime!
on May 01, 2003, George W Bush gave a "Mission Accomplished" speech on an aircraft carrier:
"Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed"
the actual Iraq war ended in 2011
This is violent, sickening rhetoric.
GB News commentator claiming here that non “indigenous” people are committing “genocide” against the UK.
GB News is beyond the fucking pale
No point missed by me.
So, as people stuggle with their mortgages and bills, Farage invests £215,000 in Kwasi Kwarteng’s crypto business.
And plans to deregulate that high-risk industry by removing our rights and consumer protections.
He’s laughing at voters. All the way to the bank.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
How on earth can we continue with a World Cup hosted by a nation that is at war with other parts of the world?
It’s crazy! 🤷♂️
“He is, of course, a serial liar & prone to espousing completely contradictory positions within moments of each other.” It is extraordinary to me that journalists continue to ‘analyse’ Donald Trump without adding this constant caveat. It does readers, listeners & viewers a grave disservice.
Strange. You'd think that the British people would be persuaded by such compelling arguments as 'we don't have a plan for regime change but a friend of a friend does' or 'Keir Starmer smells!'
Pleasing 1st half performance by West Ham.
#WHUBRE #FACUP
@down.blue merci
It took Trump 10 days to create an energy crisis reminiscent of the 1970s, replace Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei, and weaken our alliances worldwide. He put American servicemembers in harm’s way, resulting in seven deaths. None of this made you safer or better off.
