Yakhunt

Kirstie Allsopp blocked me for calling her 'Little Miss Shitty Shoes'

Humble Pie. Didn't expect that. #6Music

Your expired man card.

Oh, but you can pick on mine just because she's a slag? Seems unfair

Couscous looks decent as well.

"I can see sound, maaaaaan"

He's been in yer ma

"He put a cigar in my fucking eye!"

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

He stepped in his hat!

The fat cunt sucker punched him, the dirty get.

Nasty.

I'm looking forward to the AI prolapse though

This was in the middle of a field in the pissing rain. I got to drive a Lamborghini tractor though, so that was cool.

Vet just sort of manhandled the cow's womb back in, it was massive. This is why I work in IT now.

He might have to sell it soon.

I'm the eldest.

Brain Woolfinder bums your dad

Mmmm, haggis.

I was that thin once, drugs were good.

Legs? Cheating.

Joey Barton 'found God' yet?

It was all mud, shit and prolapsed cow wombs when I did it.

What?

Did you steal his watch?

I hope you start hiccshitting

Yer ma wears clown shoes

She fell for him because he goes down, down, deeper and down

Or ...

Collapse a lung, straight into the VIP lane.