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Every time Trump says the war against Iran is nearly over, oil prices drop. Then Iran strikes a ship in the strait of Hormuz to demonstrate the fact that the war is indeed not over, and prices go back up. Quick question.. are oil futures traders idiots? Do they actually believe what he says?

12.03.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno foxy, he's a source of a lot of hot air

10.03.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taking it off the back burner, ipso facto synergising your displeasure with actionable outcomes involving big rocks

10.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoa... hold on a minute. We can't have that

10.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a very complete way

09.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The mission is "pretty much" accomplished.

09.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or my pet hate, utilise. It's use. Just use "use" where you used "utilise" and "used" where you used "utilised". Grr

09.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's awesome. Love those little chat-lets with other cyclists while waiting at the lights... if and when I'm in the mood for it. Can't do that in a metal box

09.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screen shot from the Powershop app showing a power promotion called "local pot dealer"

A screen shot from the Powershop app showing a power promotion called "local pot dealer"

Local Pot Dealer lol. Omg Powershop

09.03.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. I can charge from empty to 100% overnight off a regular wall socket, but in reality I charge for about 4 hours maybe 4 or 5 nights a week. Not everyone has off street parking so there's certainly a lot of investment that needs to happen with things like lamp post chargers etc

09.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My other car is an XV. Non hybrid 2012. It's perfect for what I need a car for, but really wish I'd gone for a slightly newer hybrid version when I bought it. Feels like going back to the stone age compared with the effortless whizzing around in the Leaf.

08.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I made a basic calculator a while ago. Plug in your own numbers on the left to see your potential savings/ROI app.powerbi.com/view?r=eyJrI...

08.03.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kept my petrol car for those kinds of trips. Calculated at the time the ROI, based on $2.40 a litre and charging at $0.25/kWh, will be 3 years, factoring in the doubling up on rego WOFs and insurance. I'm about half way there, but if the petrol price jumps to over $3 that brings it forward a bit.

08.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine can do 100km on a charge and I've only ever had to charge away from home twice in 18 months of having the car with most journeys using about 30%. "Range anxiety" is an overblown anti EV propaganda talking point

08.03.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought an EV for $3500 and there are cheaper options out there. A solid half of all EVs on the road in New Zealand are Nissan Leafs and the first generation are selling sub $5k now, many with enough range for the majority of people to live with.

08.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Instead we're Russian to the petrol pumps

08.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course he does!

06.03.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Luxon: Embattled

06.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chinese New Year's resolution

06.03.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cut russian gas to Europe lol. Fico and Orban will be most upset

04.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Immigration Minister Erica Stanford apologises after inflating overstayer figures The government has been accused of scaremongering after Erica Stanford said there were "tens of thousands more" overstayer.

"Misspoke" is such a weaksauce euphemism for "lied" and it seems like a daily occurrence that senior members of the government are having to admit to have "misspoken". Here is today's edition.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

04.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . Alt: a black and white cartoon of a man standing outside a window wearing a shirt that says ' sickos '. A speech bubble shows him saying "Yes... Ha Ha Ha.. YES"
03.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is Zilch available in your area?

03.03.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has a team of 7 people doing his social media. It absolutely beggars belief

03.03.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no better example of white male privilege than this man. A perfect embodiment of the tortoise on a fencepost analogy. A solid majority of the population could do a better job as PM than him, and yet here we are.

03.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We wonder how people seem to be comfortable cheering on dictatorship and the downfall of democracy, even when it means their own rights are being eroded away - and here is a perfect example of how it starts. The thin end of the slippery wedge to totalitarianism.

03.03.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Far out. Bombing other countries because they believe in fairy tales. No different from the Taliban.

03.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russia are experts in dishonesty and bad faith, so I expect they'll find crews, whether said crews like it or not

03.03.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Far out.. Although to be fair, she's from Slovenia and therefore understands Russian imperialism better than anyone else in Trump's inner circle

03.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump will do whatever Putin tells him to, so there's that I guess?

03.03.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0