Better late than never. It's a huge relief to hear it officially.

That commenter is going to be confused and frustrated if they ever learn that Jesus is a major prophet in Islam. Muslim people love Jesus. They just don't consider him divine.

Holy fuck how is that legal?

Thankfully, the Department of Defense Secretary is a clear-headed, intelligent, competent person who understands pocket squares and logistics. I'm sure they have everything under control.

/s in case Hegseth reads this.

Tomahawks are accurate to within a few metres, and Peter knows it. They did it on purpose.

I triple dog dare any reporter to ask him to clarify what he said. This is absurd.

They spend so much time and money trying to prevent people from voting. People who cheat to win are still losers.

❤️ They had nothing to do with what's happening in Palestine. Israel speaks only for itself, not for all Jewish people.

May their memorial be a blessing to you and all your family.

Donald looks a lot shorter than Couch here, even when adjusting for angle and focal length. What a vain little pedophile.

Lindsey first.

I want a reality show where every politician who agitates for war has to pass basic training and go to the front lines.

Remember when he couldn't even handle ordering donuts?

Her father was a contractor for Raytheon, and her mother is the CEO of E3TEK. In 2012, Erika won the Miss Arizona USA contest owned by Trump. The same year, Charlie Kirk co-founded Turning Point. Kirk's father is an architect whose claims include Trump Tower.

They're all from the same swamp.

I hope your recovery is going well!

All he has are his Ladybugs, and sadly, they've never been able to fly away.

Draft that annoying little priss already. Graham can put up or shut up.

He's such an immature contrarion. Whatever the grown-ups expect him to do, he'll do the opposite.

Behold the master race lmao.

100%. They voted for him because they thought they'd be able to say the n word at family dinners and have a Purge.

I'm shocked he resigned. I can't even imagine a person who was too racist for Florida Republicans to keep around.

ICE is still to be operating and seems to be rapidly expanding operations. That would be impossible if their budget were even close to being depleted.

Lloyd, how soon can audits be done to see where all of the money has gone, and are there plans to investigate the recipients of said funds?

Donald says fuck and shits himself on live tv. Crickets from the sensitive, precious wee Republicans, though.

Noem's an even bigger idiot than her appearance would indicate if she honestly thinks that the fake Christians in the Republican party would lift a finger to help an adulterous woman who's past the age of breeding.

I hope Donald and Couch said thank you to him.

A tale as old as time.

"Mamdani Chose To Focus On Social Media After Radical Extremist Violence" is likely how they would try to spin it if he had

Politicians used to focus on their jobs instead of social media. Good on Mamdani for acting like a politician and not a court jester.

Made his wife's, though.

Well done, Katie! The absolute absurdity of a state offering commemorative plates for some gummy-mouthed, Nazi podcaster.

Kirk was never this popular with the Repubs before he died. And his ghoul wife has never been happier. They're all beyond the pale.

Another needless death.

Portmanteau Mullin seems like a scaredy cat with a bad attitude. Along with his dearth of qualifications for the job some Florida pedophile gave him.