widberg

about to grab some lunch

So this is the new year

And it came to me then
That every "fragile, do not drop" sticker
Is a tiny prayer to Father USPS

God gives his worst user interfaces to his most expensive lab equipment

Knight Widberg defeated the Demon Lord and saved Dimension MUEYLO63 at 421km! #OneWayHeroics

the rising C

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The "My dog is smarter than your honor student!" bumper sticker but "smarter than" is painted over.

is this anything?

a lightbulb without an IP address is like an angel without wings

IP address more like eepy address

monster hunter now to the polls

for (char *p = 0; ; ++p) { free(p); if (p == (char *)-1) break; }

Just finished writing my first garbage collector

parent vocab
siri = any computer that talks to you
bluetooth = anything coming out of a speaker

reliable? it has five nines! (9.9999%)

the yogurt from the inside of the lid always tastes better than the yogurt from the cup

enough about the woke mob! wheres the eepy mob

they don't make em like they used to

a line in vs code where the user has typed "I wrote most of this on" and github copilot has suggested the completion "a plane, so there are probably some bugs. Please open an issue if you find any."

i dont know whats more surprising, that copilot has seen this enough times to make this suggestion, or that this is pretty much what I was going to type

Photo of an inflight entertainment system showing a 3d model of a plane over Colorado.

in the air rn fr

i need to find more people to follow. there's too much @junlper.bsky.social on my timeline

im out of bangers from mastodon to repost here. what now?

the only thing you're allowed to complain about is the API. what happens internally is between me and god

do transfems dream of electric blåhaj

i'm making all kinds of sense right now and the kind of sense i'm making the most of is nonsense

annoyed LLVM isn't a valid roman numeral

pokemon sleep to the polls

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why is it so hard to take money out of the bank?? do they not have it???

i thermal throttle in the summer

what stuff do people put in their offices? i feel like a terraria npc with my table, chair, and light source.