mom and pop operated NAS shop. everyone in town knows john and marla, they run the last local cloud storage business. fifteen fifty a month gets you an honest 24 terabytes. pretty good deal and marla keeps a bottle of tanqueray behind server rack 44 if you happen by
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
[Kyle Schwarber hits a home run]: I love the American man Kyle Schwarber. He is shaped like a fire hydrant and does bad things to baseballs.
[the camera cuts to a crowd of Arizonans hooting and/or hollering]: Death To The American Swine
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
i recently saw that approximately one third of nba fans believe that there is a very small man living inside every basketball. to be clear i think it’s absolute nonsense, and even if it were true — IF it were true, which it is NOT — it would be terribly sad. why would you make up a story like that
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
Lucy from Twin Peaks
Isabelle from Animal Crossing
“Sure, Trump initially supported the ban and Congress overwhelmingly voted for it before Biden ultimately signed it into law. But behind the scenes was an intense lobbying campaign by the intelligence community, from the FBI to the CIA.”
Infringing on your rights is bipartisan.
the olives meme straight from the jar but instead it’s watch 2 hours of Heat
that’s right
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
starting to think that my pc being unable to upgrade to windows 11 is a blessing. every week i see something new about how an update blew everything up
it's crazy that peter weir sat down and said "im going to make the best movie of the 21st century" and then did it in 2003
It’s the scene with the cue cards from love actually only with the introductory cards from master and commander on them
y’all know what time it is
wait holy shit
really liking the indiana jones game but calling it an immersive sim is really overstating things. im still at the vatican but it doesn't seem like there's a wealth of systems to use to your advantage. you can't even stack boxes. remains to be seen if there's any reactivity in the story at all.
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
There are two kinds of Forever Games.
One is the kind that traps people. Constant FOMO, content churn, battle passes, prestige grinds.
The other are games that attract creators. Modders, mappers, community jams. You could play nothing but Celeste every day and STILL never see the end of it.
im here to say that this is actually very funny and kicks ass and there should be more stupid bull shit like this again. capcom should pay someone to legally name their baby monster hunter wilds
shohei ohtani's child will either be a 6'9" pinnacle of human athleticism or a short computer engineer. no in-betweens
One of my biggest pet peeves with modern gaming is that it feels like the second anything turns like at least 15-20 years old, gamers get scared and think it's bad and clunky and outdated and needs a remake or else it's unplayable. Like it's not that hard to play PS2 games guys
