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so i take it the straits are not OK

10.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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can t wait to watc mad marn. love mid memn on amt. tivo plase min man dave drapes. dot drake. anc, mad mad. 9 pm.
07:24 PM - 25 Mar 12

max read @max_read can t wait to watc mad marn. love mid memn on amt. tivo plase min man dave drapes. dot drake. anc, mad mad. 9 pm. 07:24 PM - 25 Mar 12

10.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hadn't looked at the stupid article because it seemed, you know, incredibly stupid but I am amused that I read Albert's skeet here and said "oh, I didn't know it was Kevin Roose"

10.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

(i believe this joke is a ripoff of a tweet by @mrgan.com from when Apple launched Game Center itself)

10.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is a game changer (it changes some games)

10.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

basically if there's anything stylistically interesting going on at all, that's the human one

10.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah it says AI CPA right there on the page

10.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Generally speaking an equilibrium where everyone acts like an asshole all the time is not going to work to the left's benefit, given the whole collective thing.

10.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that Times quiz providing some very distressing signals here

10.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like β€œhey, most people don’t do [insert antisocial behavior], no not even among people in the circumstance you’re imagining” is a message that society could stand to ingrain more

10.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

10.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey that reminds me, you seem like you might know this, is there a version of packing tape that doesn't completely suck

10.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Careful with the death threats on here

10.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like you could figure out how to build this one πŸ˜‰

09.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also, not paying taxes on the first $75,000 of your income is bad in the same way

09.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

recruiter over the phone: "it's a great working environment, there's a lot of ex-SREs from Google here"
first day on the job: getting a sinking feeling seeing an office full of people wearing Pixel Buds

09.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

please read my new crime novel about someone who used to do ops at Google, "Ex-SRE To Murder"

09.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone, it's that time again.

We have to make sure we don't add anyone that has an account that looks like this:

If it does not say 'bluesky.social' at the end, report it, block it, and make them famous so the rest of BSky can protect themselves...

Thank you! πŸ’™

08.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6
TwitterPeek Mobile
TwitterPeek Mobile YouTube video by TheKsa99

bring back the Twitter Peek

09.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Into a what?

09.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

then again people say "that is so chef's kiss" as if it's a phrase not a gesture

09.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah it is, I'm just confused because I've seen it used in places that don't turn it into an emoji/image, and it sort of feels like if someone said ":slightly_smiling_face:" out loud to you

09.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

is (y) supposed to look like an actual thumb somehow? or is it just like some system used (y) and (n) as thumbs up/thumbs down placeholders and the signifier became the signified over time?

09.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEnd of the decade” was optimistic

09.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And they’re cash only or have some other completely screwed up payment system

09.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

❉ πš†πš’πš˜πš–πš’πš—πšβ€¦ (3m 31s Β· ↑ 3.3k tokens)

09.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

new york makes the world's takes

09.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not like other girls, i use us-east-*2*

09.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0