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gone too soon but never forgotten in our autocorrect dictionaries

11.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that’s definitely why it was auto capitalized like that! which is insane to me because they never even shipped anything with that brand name!

11.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

another one voice: another one

11.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bill Hicks on "Marketing" (Explicit Language)
Bill Hicks on "Marketing" (Explicit Language) YouTube video by RunChatLive

It’s just an updated version of lawyer jokes or this sort of thing

11.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Put the pronouns back in the email signatures and put the homos back in the ASICs

11.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE
It is impossible to radiate heat in space
Waymos are driven remotely from the Philippines
Nobody can do applied AI better than Thomson Reuters

11.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how the op went ahead and reposted this after the expert he tagged responded like β€œidk seems fine, considering”

11.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They actually think there’s a β€œWaymo driver in the Philippines”

11.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

cash for clankers, you might call it

11.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

haha aww nice! I don't need the credit, just glad I could help!

10.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would argue that changing fields is the main thing a farmer does

10.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so i take it the straits are not OK

10.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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can t wait to watc mad marn. love mid memn on amt. tivo plase min man dave drapes. dot drake. anc, mad mad. 9 pm.
07:24 PM - 25 Mar 12

max read @max_read can t wait to watc mad marn. love mid memn on amt. tivo plase min man dave drapes. dot drake. anc, mad mad. 9 pm. 07:24 PM - 25 Mar 12

10.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hadn't looked at the stupid article because it seemed, you know, incredibly stupid but I am amused that I read Albert's skeet here and said "oh, I didn't know it was Kevin Roose"

10.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

(i believe this joke is a ripoff of a tweet by @mrgan.com from when Apple launched Game Center itself)

10.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is a game changer (it changes some games)

10.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

basically if there's anything stylistically interesting going on at all, that's the human one

10.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah it says AI CPA right there on the page

10.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Generally speaking an equilibrium where everyone acts like an asshole all the time is not going to work to the left's benefit, given the whole collective thing.

10.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that Times quiz providing some very distressing signals here

10.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like β€œhey, most people don’t do [insert antisocial behavior], no not even among people in the circumstance you’re imagining” is a message that society could stand to ingrain more

10.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

10.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey that reminds me, you seem like you might know this, is there a version of packing tape that doesn't completely suck

10.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Careful with the death threats on here

10.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like you could figure out how to build this one πŸ˜‰

09.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also, not paying taxes on the first $75,000 of your income is bad in the same way

09.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

recruiter over the phone: "it's a great working environment, there's a lot of ex-SREs from Google here"
first day on the job: getting a sinking feeling seeing an office full of people wearing Pixel Buds

09.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

please read my new crime novel about someone who used to do ops at Google, "Ex-SRE To Murder"

09.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0