Mercy Modiste ✂️💔【VAllure】

I can’t find the puzzle pieces curse my clumsiness !!!!

Pineapple Sour

Yeah, I’m just not gonna trust a Walmart pie crust

Pie goop.

Pineapple sour

It still tastes good but I think I used too much filling 😭

I fucked up my pie

Mom and dad are asleep, make a pie. 🥧

It’s a lost cause, got sent a replacement and it has the same problems !! 🫩

By score I mean make the music into music sheet

Will have mane-san contact you to facilitate

Need: someone who can take music to score for new song. Must keep song absolute secret.

I found the missing receipts hell yeah 🧾👌

Motion sickness compounded

Been going through taxes. Holy hell, I spent so much money. 🫩

Oreo

Went to buy ice cream, children stare my ice cream and look at their parents “I WANT ICE CREAM!” Parents glare at me. Truly the childless millennial experience.

This is like one of the easiest point and clicks I’ve ever played

Why do I always convince myself to eat Costco pizza

No I got it on clearance so they only had the turquoise

I got my nasty little grubby hands on a punirune.

Yeah, you’re on the mark. This is usually how he compliments things, has to sneak in some insult so I can stay “humble”

AT LEAST HE PRAISED IT BUT LIKE ITS EMBARRASSING AND PLEASE STOP TAKING MY STUFF FROM MY DESK

spongebob squarepants is sitting in front of a computer and screaming internally . ALT: spongebob squarepants is sitting in front of a computer and screaming internally .

My dad starts yelling at me demanding if I wrote something and I’m like ??? Turns out he took my next original song lyrics (I printed it out for singing lessons) and he said why am I wasting my time with whatever I’m doing and just do writing instead. I’m checked out for the entire day.

New pokemon set in the Philippines? Filipino Snippets rise up

Accidentally ate potatoes today. I was having noodle soup at a restaurant 😔 IT HURTS

Dawg I’m switching dentists after this.

Dude my dentist cancelled on me cause I didn’t confirm my appointment like DAWG