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(Alex | Oni-91 | 30ishM bi-ace...ish) At this point 25% of his bloodstream may as well be Asahi Super Dry.

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Most likely outcome is that asshole dies of old age and leaves everyone else to clean up his mess, capping an 80 year run of never experiencing consequences. Only in America baby!

09.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 4561 πŸ” 446 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 27

I can see where this is coming from, but there was in fact once an internet that wasn't just six monopoly companies herding you to shout at each other for clout. There was a time when google search took you to pages built by real people pursuing their real, personal interests. That happened.

03.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

I once referred to Dubai as 'LinkedIn with beheadings' on Twitter and got two days of men in ill-fitting jackets telling me I was British as if it were some kind of own.

02.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Holds up

27.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 7356 πŸ” 1477 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 48

Someone has been uploading the second series and sweet Christ is it a difficult watch.

25.02.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It happened whilst he was still alive, that's lightning quick for a member of the ruling class

24.02.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I had the privilege of visiting the MERL today and getting a closer look at the board

20.02.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5

combat iron deficiency by eating this tungsten cube

15.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Ski Jump Curling is where you send curling stones off the ramp and compete for distance.

The Curling Ski Jump is where you do the ski jump in a wingsuit and aim to land in point targets like that monkey ball game

13.02.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Watch with sound on

11.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 1229 πŸ” 407 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 273

Weird seeing it without someone yelling "360!" "Tweak!"

08.02.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a crowd . Alt: Orson Welles as Kane in evening dress, applauding too hard to hide his humiliation.

In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.

03.02.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 2168 πŸ” 391 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 12
Neuter your Ex this Valentines Day We are providing funding for a trap, neuter and release programme for a colony of feral cats in the Barnton area. For a donation of Β£10, we will name one of the cats after your ex and neuter them! The donation can be made through justgiving. https://www.justgiving.com/rspca-altrincham-cheshire

Neuter your Ex this Valentines Day We are providing funding for a trap, neuter and release programme for a colony of feral cats in the Barnton area. For a donation of Β£10, we will name one of the cats after your ex and neuter them! The donation can be made through justgiving. https://www.justgiving.com/rspca-altrincham-cheshire

I absolutely burst out laughing

02.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 293 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 11
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i was playing a hanchan the other night and was struck by divine inspiration πŸ€„

29.01.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1661 πŸ” 675 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 7
get equipped with normal guillotine

get equipped with normal guillotine

28.01.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5
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I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

26.01.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 4923 πŸ” 2232 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 84
Biscoito, a brown tabby cat, is laying on a black kitchen chair

Biscoito, a brown tabby cat, is laying on a black kitchen chair

he knows nothing about international politics πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

04.01.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6
umamusume goldship

umamusume goldship

21.05.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 1105 πŸ” 364 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
* Sophy Ridge @SophyRidgeSky β€’ 7h
If Donald Trump moves on Greenland will you condemn it?
"We're not going to give a running commentary"
"You can't say Donald Trump shouldn't invade Greenland?"
"Diplomacy is delicate, which means we're not here to give a running commentary in the news"

* Sophy Ridge @SophyRidgeSky β€’ 7h If Donald Trump moves on Greenland will you condemn it? "We're not going to give a running commentary" "You can't say Donald Trump shouldn't invade Greenland?" "Diplomacy is delicate, which means we're not here to give a running commentary in the news"

You could already do a pretty amazing YouTube video of β€œnews show presenters who cannot believe what they are fucking hearing from actual ministers”. Start with the Taylor Swift tickets, move on to the collective punishment ones and finish with this.

05.01.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence

16.11.2024 06:50 πŸ‘ 585 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

"Chief political commentator"

And THAT'S why the UK's fucked.

02.01.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, I'm Rebecca Adlington (tram)

02.01.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
CVG #221

unimpressed rock and shawn michaels-helmsley

CVG #221 unimpressed rock and shawn michaels-helmsley

NOM #80

Mankind that isn't AI but really, really looks it now

NOM #80 Mankind that isn't AI but really, really looks it now

CVG #226

not a bad render but what a boring dull cover, why does it look like a lifestyle mag

CVG #226 not a bad render but what a boring dull cover, why does it look like a lifestyle mag

NOM #95

oh fuck yeah, NOM chose the most interesting character for a front cover and went for it 10/10 i bought this

NOM #95 oh fuck yeah, NOM chose the most interesting character for a front cover and went for it 10/10 i bought this

mods are asleep, post uk video game magazines creating renders for wwf covers

02.01.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3

it means that people insisting on politeness while supporting the 2 child benefit cap are more dangerous and cruel than people campaigning to end poverty while calling you a vampire

bsky.app/profile/rent...

02.01.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you keep telling social liberals to fuck off to impress the Times, don't act all surprised when they actually fuck off.

31.12.2025 10:38 πŸ‘ 702 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.

As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

25.12.2025 03:42 πŸ‘ 1649 πŸ” 428 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 104

Surely this is a weird statistical artefact resulting from the fact that there are only 13 Labour voters left?

24.12.2025 11:53 πŸ‘ 773 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that this exists.

22.12.2025 13:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:

22.12.2025 10:07 πŸ‘ 2259 πŸ” 745 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 27
Excerpt from closing credits from a Jeopardy! episode, including the following:

"All rights in this work, including for purposes of text or data mining in any applicable jurisdiction, are expressly reserved. No part of this work may be used or reproduced for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems."

Excerpt from closing credits from a Jeopardy! episode, including the following: "All rights in this work, including for purposes of text or data mining in any applicable jurisdiction, are expressly reserved. No part of this work may be used or reproduced for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems."

TIL that Jeopardy! has an AI-related disclaimer in its closing credits now.

For a show where authentic knowledge in the heads of people and not machines means something (and, for that matter, clues/answers written by people and not machines), it's a welcome move.

20.12.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1