Jill

various colorful print matchbox designs

safety match box designs (c. 1970s)

You look gorgeous bestie 🥰

Mornin

Hi I've been dating your mom for a while now, nice to meet you, sport

bbkaz

suffering more than jesus (low stakes au)

How things are going lately

Toad who lost his wife in the seventh war against Bowser: oh hey I guess they all decided to play tennis together ok that’s fine that’s ok

don’t ever lose sight of what’s important in life (the two fictional characters in your mind that keep you going)

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

Willem Dafoe in To Live And Die In LA (howls at the moon)

Yearn-a-tron 3000 has logged on #mgs #otasune

sad little cowboy cat doodle, written text around it reads: “i’ve got no yeehaws left”

Toad peaks his head out of the water, just barely. From "A Swim" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

“Frog, tell that turtle to go away,” said Toad. “I do not want him to see me in my bathing suit when I come out of the river.”

okay you need to see how I censored it for tumblr

Tretji is looking disrespectfully

Troublemaker (low stakes au)

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

😩

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Brats (low stakes au).

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

Some of my friends were talking about the new Pokémon, which I admittedly don’t know anything about (I was never into it as a kid) and somehow it evolved into Old Snake trying to understand it while Sunny plays

Losiiiiiong my entire mind

Oh my GOD

Settling in to draw the blorbos

Absolutely about to do some jackass level stunt

Show-off (low stakes au)

ppl who still commission their favourite artists even in this era where everyone is broke and genAI is being pushed on us at every opportunity—you are appreciated more than words can express!!!