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Things I Would Mandate If I Actually Ran English:

• A factoid is a popularized false fact. It is not a cute little fact.

• No one would ever write "begs the question" in any of its meanings. It's just gone.

• People in Ingrid Bergman's predicament are not gaslit. They're gaslighted.

05.09.2025 21:31 👍 362 🔁 31 💬 30 📌 3
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This ought to be engraved somewhere.

23.09.2025 02:56 👍 17329 🔁 6122 💬 321 📌 191
Kenvue stock price plummeting at the opening on Sept 22

Kenvue stock price plummeting at the opening on Sept 22

So I'm assuming that financial journalists are hard at work figuring out who in the administration shorted Kenvue today, right?

22.09.2025 21:30 👍 940 🔁 256 💬 24 📌 24

if the former host of "The Man Show" is too woke for you, that might be a personal problem

17.09.2025 23:04 👍 809 🔁 72 💬 3 📌 1

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

17.09.2025 23:00 👍 30108 🔁 6178 💬 304 📌 120

You pissed? Good

Get creative
Get strategic
Get organized

18.09.2025 00:40 👍 719 🔁 195 💬 9 📌 11
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Obviously I talk a lot about bike/ped safety.

But something that is really crazy is how much less safe you *in a car* since 2010.

In spite of all the additional safety technology, vehicle occupants are less safe today than they were 15 years ago.

17.09.2025 18:30 👍 289 🔁 67 💬 13 📌 10

The shooter is still alive and turned himself in. Why do they need to “reproduce” it when they can just ask him?

15.09.2025 20:10 👍 3052 🔁 600 💬 185 📌 24

This is out-Sovieting the Soviet Union. "You are free to express any opinion at all as long as it's the right one, and the consequences for all the others will be severe, and ratting out is an important part of our free society."

15.09.2025 18:42 👍 2274 🔁 774 💬 60 📌 17

This is so sad

14.09.2025 01:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so we had two days of "murder every leftist" and now that it turns out to have been another nazi it's "gosh well shucks whaddyagonnado"

12.09.2025 21:04 👍 249 🔁 54 💬 8 📌 0

Bolsonaro convicted for attempted coup!

Congrats, Brazil. Way to have rule of law.

Embarrassing for the US by comparison. Both Brazil and South Korean handled coup attempts better than America, and get to still have a democracy.

11.09.2025 21:23 👍 1176 🔁 250 💬 22 📌 10

good god this is crazy to watch side by side

11.09.2025 21:39 👍 333 🔁 118 💬 17 📌 7
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After her hearing at 26 Federal Plaza, a woman was detained and escorted toward the stairwell. Her husband, confused and in shock, was guided toward the exit. Minutes later, he broke down in the elevator. They entered together, but he left alone. This happens here daily. #ICE

11.09.2025 21:25 👍 2000 🔁 938 💬 76 📌 106

Brutal. Photojournalist Madison Swart is doing a longterm project documenting the presence and tactics of ICE and federal agents at 26 Federal Plaza.

Follow: @madisonswart.bsky.social

Like most photographers, their best work is on Instagram: madisonswart

11.09.2025 21:34 👍 454 🔁 187 💬 9 📌 5
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Tufts University announced that undergraduate students from households that earn less than $150,000 a year can attend Tufts tuition-free starting next fall. trib.al/dBiIEST

09.09.2025 17:32 👍 259 🔁 83 💬 0 📌 6

Almost hilarious combo of anti-Constitutional theocracy and grifting

08.09.2025 21:38 👍 106 🔁 33 💬 6 📌 1

I feel like more ppl need to know that one of the tells for an ostensibly “objective” news org souring on one of their heroes (or attempting to normalize a previous villain) is how flattering or unflattering their photo choices are

08.09.2025 21:42 👍 315 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 3

Yeah sure there are billionaires but let me tell you what, if you have a master on main with full bath in a home with no steps to the entry on a block with sidewalks to main thoroughfare in a walkable university town? You’re basically Tony effing Stark.

07.09.2025 22:22 👍 425 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 1
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White House Proposal Could Gut Climate Modeling the World Depends On Potential funding cuts for NOAA and its research partners threaten irreparable harm not only to climate research but to American safety, competitiveness, and national security.

The total loss of NOAA’s office of Oceanic and Atmospheric Research —a nerve center of global climate science, data collection and modeling — represents a setback for climate preparedness that experts warn the nation may never recover from.

(Published April)

07.09.2025 03:00 👍 1593 🔁 812 💬 57 📌 56

Virginia Tech is in hell right now, man

07.09.2025 03:14 👍 74 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1
Department of War web page footer: no mention of Veterans Crisis Line

Department of War web page footer: no mention of Veterans Crisis Line

Department of Defense web page footer: sizable link to Veterans Crisis Line

Department of Defense web page footer: sizable link to Veterans Crisis Line

The thing that upsets me most about the design changes from defense.gov to war.gov is that the Veterans Crisis Line has been removed from the footer of the site. Every design choice is a values statement.

(Screenshot from DoD website is from September 4, courtesy of @archive.org)

07.09.2025 01:32 👍 123 🔁 42 💬 2 📌 0
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NEWS: via @politico.com: We uncovered that VA Lt. Gov. Winsome Sears failed to disclose thousands in luxury gifts

5-star hotels
Flights
Meals

We used a FOIA to get the truth — & just filed 7 more

If there’s no transparency, there’s no trust

I explained on @weeknightmsnbc.bsky.social👇 -TN

06.09.2025 13:03 👍 3824 🔁 1338 💬 103 📌 52

i am obsessed with watching videos of people who run and manage school cafeteria kitchens. it’s such an undertaking!

06.09.2025 12:50 👍 2459 🔁 74 💬 119 📌 17

Gross dude

06.09.2025 12:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tomato plants with a tax software CD hanging from it

Tomato plants with a tax software CD hanging from it

My mom started hanging old CDs in the garden so that if a bird comes over to peck at a tomato it will quickly become distracted by its desire to learn QuickBooks

05.09.2025 23:23 👍 342 🔁 75 💬 13 📌 1

Just a note that they wouldn’t be doing this if they didn’t believe they will make this much money by using these copyrighted works and cannot make it without using them.

05.09.2025 20:35 👍 913 🔁 208 💬 12 📌 0

Or at least a better method of mentoring folks so they feel empowered to seek out these roles.

02.09.2025 13:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0