i’d like for some people to grapple with the fact that “the most important election of our lifetime,” if you actually mean it, implies that the governance period following it is also the most important governance period of our lifetime, and adjust their demands/expectations/behaviors accordingly
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.
text of official creative commons license: "Jon's cardamom joke © 2026 by Jon Bois is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International"
i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father
Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.
The letters are not even strongly worded anymore
a whole lot of businesspeople learning in real time that a predictable and stable regulatory state - even if you don’t like some of the regulations - is vastly preferable to “boss man doesn’t like you so you’re fucked now”
It emerges that the trigger event for the abrupt closure of the El Paso airport was the US military shooting down the US Border Patrol’s drone. apnews.com/article/mili...
This is why you can't really collaborate with the feds under any circumstances. If your policy is "we will only collaborate with them when it's unrelated to civil immigration enforcement" then the Trump administration will just lie about what they're doing!
Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" • a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event » 5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014
It’s finally over
Normalizing this president IS THE UNFORCED ERROR, SIR
WAIT HOLD UP ALYSA LIU WAS ONE OF THE IN-TRAIN ANNOUNCERS FOR THE MUNI METRO L TARAVAL RELAUNCH WTFFFF
Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!
Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
FINALLY
things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit
Prosecute ICE is the moderate position
i love her
So, the March for Life appears to have brought Measles to DC.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/health/...
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
little item for the Senate Dems to ponder: which of the reforms you’re currently floating is going to stop this?
zoomer coworker told me to "keep on party rocking" and i feel condescended to in the way ww2 veterans must have felt when their grandkids told them about storming normandy in Medal of Honor on the PS2
every week there's a new problem caused by trump that i thought was definitively solved in the 1880's
FBI official doesn't know where Wisconsin is, per Epstein release.
"I just googled because I really didnt know lol. Looks northwest of Chicago"
Screenshot of Tumblr post by lurker-at-thresholds: Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”. Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny. Workers of the world please like and reblog my post
Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
