Bridgit Honda

Sigh

I should have bought more chocolate

The world is terrible but also

Yall we be sharing family recipes for no other reason than we pounded a symbolic text into a device over technological tables strewn about the world connecting consciousness

And thus I end up with CANDY! Hundreds of year old candy!!!!!!!!!

Maybe we should be clearer. Jobs aren’t at risk from AI. They’re at risk from amoral shitbag short term spec capitalists using AI against a weakly unionised workforce and broken government.

I was in Tehran this time last year. I want you to see how beautiful my city is. I want you to see the city the US/Israel is trying to wipe off the face of the earth

And like at this point I don’t know what to tell people .

Folks are having white on white slap fights and “maybe we only need to abandon trans folks alil but”

Meanwhile over and over the RIGHT is telling you they won’t survive folks not doing that

what’s left to say

It is disgusting to think we survived the 80's and Reagan, only to be pulled back again and again by the stupid

Day and night, the difference is day and night...day and niiiiiite

The only good thing today

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Dare Graham Platner to talk with Isaac Chotiner, tell him he would be a huge wuss if he doesn't

cop: know why I pulled you over?

me: *sliding off of elephant* zoo wants its elephant back?

cop: *nodding* the zoo wants its elephant back

My god we are in The Unenlightment

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Today, my stalker of 3 years made bond after assaulting a woman on the metro.

His third arrest since J6!

“Self-Professed White Supremacist, Who Wanted to Be 'Lone Wolf Killer,' Arrested over D.C. Insurrection: DOJ”

Jan 17, 2021

ESPECIALLY THISSSSSSSSS

This is a good point honestly.

They did .

why are the people who run the SOCIAL media site so cheesed that most people just log on to be SOCIAL with their friends

This is a great article and got too little attention when it first came out. @propublica.org is doing amazing work.

Here is the thing you need to know about MarkWayne Mullin. Even his own mother was too lazy to sort out a proper name for him.

it kind of seems like democracy dies in the harsh white light of my phone screen

when the creators of Idiocracy set out to imagine the dumbest possible future, even they didn’t anticipate that there would be this much Kid Rock

I tried to administer my cough medicine (to me) and dewormer to the cat, and I gave the cat robotussin. Boy, was he pissed

I was late to a dance party on a submarine because I had to help the cafe across the street put out a grass fire.

Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

Stl has a squirrel rally

You know those kids who weren’t good at anything and resented the hell out of anyone who was? Who destroyed art projects and Lego towers for the fun of it? Who might have been rich or attractive but were seethingly angry that this didn’t make people like them? Well they run the country now

I'll be honest, every time I see a story about Kalshi, I think, "Man, betting is a weird brand change for that organic cereal."

Would be nice if they had not already cleaned house at the state department.

ANOTHER
PROOFTEXT
FOR
WHY
BILLIONAIRES
(aka not Ms. Parton)
SHOULD
NOT
EXIST

(ps still believe Ms. Parton is a lamed vavnik)

(tradition teaches that there are 36 unidentified righteous people at any given moment whose actions hold up the whole world.)