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@fauxsito

Don't tease the octopus, kids 🌌 BLM/ACAB/πŸ‰/πŸ–•πŸ§Š 🌌 it/its

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It's just so greedily priced 😭😭

06.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm fucked enough to be seriously considering buying the ludicrously overpriced Switch 2 😭

05.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway people are getting starved & bombed & snatched off the streets & here I am, having suicidal ideation about this shit like a fucking weak coward

03.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(I mean being kind is on the table no matter what but I feel like I have to try to be the most charming person in the room in order to be treated like a human lol)

03.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to exist at the weight I am & not feel like a grotesque monster that has to compensate by trying desperately hard to be funny & kind

03.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just confirms what I knew already. I complain about my appearance & being fat & I feel like the unspoken response is "lose wright, then" but even if I did, this wouldn't be fixed.

03.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom sent me some photos of me in 2014 & I felt so disgusted. I was hoping I would feel nostalgic, maybe even inspired to lose weight since I was about 150 lbs lighter then, but I actually felt my self hatred intensify lol

03.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I don't matter as much as...other people do in relation to me lmao

03.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a mask says i don t even want to be around anymore Alt: Tim Robinson in a mask saying "I don't even want to be around anymore" with that quote onscreen
02.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK ANHEDONIA DKSKSKSK

03.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This will fix it, I say, clicking "pre-order" on a Glep figure

29.01.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What's like a non-alarming way to say you want to crash you car into a wall

28.01.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly diminish a game:

Heckdivers

13.01.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

UGHGH FORGOT TO CHECK IF THE FEEBAS THIS BITCH-ASS TRAINER TRADED ME HAD THE ITEM & IT DIDN'T SO THEY FUCKED ME & DISCONNECTED

27.12.2025 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Have you ever seen yourself reflected in media" yeah sometimes

25.12.2025 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE YOU YA @--#&@-#-@

21.12.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sick to death of "cooked"

18.12.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People will say it came out of nowhere and this is the nowhere they're talking about.

12.12.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 1004 πŸ” 390 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Also I watched Friendship & wanted to like it so bad but it was so disjointed & like weird in not a good way. Tim Robinson was still super funny in it but it was like everything was being made up on the spot

05.12.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My coworker & I were discussing all the stupid streaming services & she was like "yeah, it's like communism at this point--we don't really have choices" & I was like whhh that is so clearly a symptom of late-stage capitalism fuckery. I don't understand the communism scapegoat thing at all

05.12.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to call a detective to find out a day of death for a performer who killed himself & it was a surreal experience

21.11.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5th SHF playthrough started today yayyy this is the most I've ever replayed a full, non-roguelike game in such a short span

14.11.2025 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably shouldn't be yelling, "Hey, you little fucker" about a Pancham but here we are

17.10.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.10.2025 12:58 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day.

13.10.2025 10:59 πŸ‘ 3578 πŸ” 1342 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 15

Maaaan person from our mail team passed after battling cancer. Hadn't seen him in months.

10.10.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

08.10.2025 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grateful sweatshirt weather is coming back so I can hide my stupid body

08.10.2025 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of the back of a white truck that says "BUGS UGH!" in big red letters

Photo of the back of a white truck that says "BUGS UGH!" in big red letters

Daffy Duck when he realizes who switched the sign back to "Duck Season"

01.10.2025 13:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It bums me the fuck out when people don't get along over stupid shit that one can get past with some introspection

19.09.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0