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Sean D. Sollé

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I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.

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who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou

11.03.2026 22:34 👍 393 🔁 91 💬 13 📌 2

Oh good grief, you must have been swearing! 🤣

I completely lucked out by getting the first two letters first, and taking a wild guess.

⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

12.03.2026 10:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Iran News
@IranMediaNow
Dear Americans,
Your President is a Pedophile

Iran News @IranMediaNow Dear Americans, Your President is a Pedophile

Bart Simpsons: “Nos Iran’s scoring off me. Oh, that is it!”

Bart Simpsons: “Nos Iran’s scoring off me. Oh, that is it!”

12.03.2026 10:47 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

Slight aside, but I thought it might make you all smile that one of the oldest theme parks in the world, on the shores of Lake Erie, has long accepted the undeniable truth that the seagulls are just going to steal your chips, no matter what, and so sells cute merch about it.

12.03.2026 10:47 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

they see me ridin’
they hatin’

12.03.2026 10:38 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

*draws a chalk outline round your deleted post*

12.03.2026 09:05 👍 42 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0

Once again reminding all the usual suspects that you don't understand how big the boats going through that strait are. You think you have an idea in your head of what size the boats are, but you're wrong. You're probably a whole order of magnitude out, even. They're so big, dude.

12.03.2026 09:44 👍 117 🔁 29 💬 9 📌 6
Photograph of the Saturn V rocket, lying on its side, taken by Cdr Michael G. Brattland USN-Ret | Mar 10, 2020

The poor thing is fenced in — the enclosure is far too small for it, and tiny people walk around the outside of the fence gawking. 

https://www.nhahistoricalsociety.org/apollo-8-mission-and-recovery/attachment/saturn-v-rocket-horizontal/

Photograph of the Saturn V rocket, lying on its side, taken by Cdr Michael G. Brattland USN-Ret | Mar 10, 2020 The poor thing is fenced in — the enclosure is far too small for it, and tiny people walk around the outside of the fence gawking. https://www.nhahistoricalsociety.org/apollo-8-mission-and-recovery/attachment/saturn-v-rocket-horizontal/

The really big ones are three-and-a-half times longer than the Saturn V rocket …

12.03.2026 10:06 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I thought it was Jonah who got stuck in the whale?

12.03.2026 09:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My HEAD got STUCK in a... | Triple M - Lu & Jarch
My HEAD got STUCK in a... | Triple M - Lu & Jarch YouTube video by Triple M

Still, always great to have an opportunity to dust off the Aussie accent?

12.03.2026 09:33 👍 1 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

we're having the old hollowcore doors in our house replaced with solid wood ones which is a great idea and i stand by it except that currently i am in a situation where there are builders in my house and none of the bathrooms have doors

12.03.2026 09:06 👍 101 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 1
CJEU press release:
Member State legislation which does not permit the amendment of the
gender data of one of its nationals who has exercised his or her right to
freedom of movement is contrary to EU law
A Bulgarian national was registered at birth as being male, with a name, personal identification number and identity documents corresponding to that sex. She currently lives in Italy, where she has begun hormone therapy, and now presents herself as a woman.
She instituted proceedings before the Bulgarian courts seeking a declaration that she is a female person and to have her civil status data amended on her birth certificate. Despite the medical opinions and legal assessments confirming the gender identity claimed, her request was rejected.
According to national legislation, as interpreted by the plenary assembly of civil chambers of the Bulgarian Supreme Court of Cassation, the term ‘sex’ must be understood in its biological sense, excluding any amendment of the particulars relating to sex, name and identification number. The public interest, based on the moral and/or religious values of Bulgarian society, thus prevails over the interests of transgender persons.
Hearing the dispute, the Bulgarian Supreme Court of Cassation has doubts as to the compatibility of that legislation with EU law and has referred the matter to the Court of Justice.
In its judgment, the Court holds that EU law precludes legislation of a Member State which does not permit the amendment of the gender data in the civil status registers of one of its nationals who has exercised his or her right to move and reside freely in another Member State.
The Court emphasises first of all that, while the issue of identity documents falls within the competence of the Member States, they must exercise that competence in compliance with EU law...

CJEU press release: Member State legislation which does not permit the amendment of the gender data of one of its nationals who has exercised his or her right to freedom of movement is contrary to EU law A Bulgarian national was registered at birth as being male, with a name, personal identification number and identity documents corresponding to that sex. She currently lives in Italy, where she has begun hormone therapy, and now presents herself as a woman. She instituted proceedings before the Bulgarian courts seeking a declaration that she is a female person and to have her civil status data amended on her birth certificate. Despite the medical opinions and legal assessments confirming the gender identity claimed, her request was rejected. According to national legislation, as interpreted by the plenary assembly of civil chambers of the Bulgarian Supreme Court of Cassation, the term ‘sex’ must be understood in its biological sense, excluding any amendment of the particulars relating to sex, name and identification number. The public interest, based on the moral and/or religious values of Bulgarian society, thus prevails over the interests of transgender persons. Hearing the dispute, the Bulgarian Supreme Court of Cassation has doubts as to the compatibility of that legislation with EU law and has referred the matter to the Court of Justice. In its judgment, the Court holds that EU law precludes legislation of a Member State which does not permit the amendment of the gender data in the civil status registers of one of its nationals who has exercised his or her right to move and reside freely in another Member State. The Court emphasises first of all that, while the issue of identity documents falls within the competence of the Member States, they must exercise that competence in compliance with EU law...

Huge trans rights ruling from the EU's top court - if someone moves to another EU country and transitions, their home country can't refuse to amend their registration details to match their lived gender identity

12.03.2026 08:46 👍 868 🔁 327 💬 5 📌 15
Sarah Borowski's comment on the piece in the link: "7 minute read? That doesn't allow nearly enough time for laughing out loud and thus having to read it to passers-by."

Sarah Borowski's comment on the piece in the link: "7 minute read? That doesn't allow nearly enough time for laughing out loud and thus having to read it to passers-by."

www.tom-cox.com/things-about...

12.03.2026 09:07 👍 40 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Quentin Tarantino’s The Popinjay Cavalier will star this sexy motherfucker showing off a well-turned kneecap while wearing some fab gear. Gives me the horn. I’ll smash his box office any time.

Quentin Tarantino’s The Popinjay Cavalier will star this sexy motherfucker showing off a well-turned kneecap while wearing some fab gear. Gives me the horn. I’ll smash his box office any time.

Quentin Tarantino’s First Play, The Popinjay Cavalier, Is Set To Debut On The West End In 2027

12.03.2026 09:09 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you for posting this — it's always lovely to see those gorgeous glass bricks set in pavements!

12.03.2026 09:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I do something that wasn't on my to-do list, I find it's important to add it to the list and immediately cross it off for the dopamine hit

12.03.2026 09:14 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Your work lifts souls and makes hearts sing — promote, promote, promote!

12.03.2026 08:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*needs to do a patreon update*

*has a bit of a problem promoting own work during a fucking war*

thoughts and prayers to everyone releasing a thing or fundraising or launching or hyping right now. it still has to be done and it's so hard.

12.03.2026 08:34 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Partially submerged stepping stones above the River Wye in Derbyshire, just before I somehow managed to get over all of them, in January 2018.

Partially submerged stepping stones above the River Wye in Derbyshire, just before I somehow managed to get over all of them, in January 2018.

God: "Ok. You're dead! Before you go through the door and find out what happens next, a question: What do you view as your life's one outstanding achievement?"

Me: "No contest. Negotiating the stepping stones at Chee Dale in Derbyshire in midwinter and not falling in."

12.03.2026 08:21 👍 178 🔁 19 💬 4 📌 0

This is, of course, the correct way to live one's life.

12.03.2026 08:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actually, this on a banknote

12.03.2026 08:33 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

If asked "Where am I"?
"I read somewhere you were lost"
Is not that helpful

#Haiku

12.03.2026 08:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Recommend an obscure film.

11.03.2026 23:50 👍 141 🔁 13 💬 180 📌 252

I’m seeing a whole lot of “but what about” posts on here today.

We’ve reached the point of fascism (a long time ago, honestly) when things are really bad for a lot of people.

Someone naming how it’s bad for them isn’t taking anything from you. Solidarity with each other is the way out of this.

11.03.2026 18:29 👍 2242 🔁 449 💬 65 📌 22

Bluesky is just Twitter’s retirement community

12.03.2026 00:14 👍 132 🔁 29 💬 24 📌 1

What's that sonny? Speak up!

12.03.2026 00:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photograph of my DVD copy of "The Dish".

An astronaut on the surface of the moon with the Earth in the sky above stares at a reflection of a kangaroo and a gigantic radio telescope back on Earth.

(Note the that this is for comedic effect — the kangaroo is not actually on the moon. Don't @ me).

The DVD was photographed on my rainbow blanket.

Photograph of my DVD copy of "The Dish". An astronaut on the surface of the moon with the Earth in the sky above stares at a reflection of a kangaroo and a gigantic radio telescope back on Earth. (Note the that this is for comedic effect — the kangaroo is not actually on the moon. Don't @ me). The DVD was photographed on my rainbow blanket.

The Dish (2000). Based on the true story of Australia's contribution to the moon landings.

12.03.2026 00:13 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
a black and brown puppy in a blue harness on a rocky beach shore, with a crab shell in her mouth

a black and brown puppy in a blue harness on a rocky beach shore, with a crab shell in her mouth

Welly: no one cared who I was til I put on the mask..

me: that's a crab shell and it's not covering your face

Welly: *shallow mouth breathing noises*

09.03.2026 15:32 👍 32 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

Ah, but you're missing something vitally important!!

12.03.2026 00:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👏👏👏👏bravo!!

12.03.2026 00:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0