I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄
i am
what is called
a pumbus
Okie fursuiting in front of an ICBM missile silo
Normalize fursuiting at nuclear missile silos
#fursuitfriday
this one gets right into my soul
like ow
The Mumpt
A fun comic cover commissioned by @coyderspider.bsky.social starring his OCs, vampire lion Eli and the very successful monster hunter Harry.
I’ll be opening commissions officially soon, so if you’re interested, stay tuned!
my whole life
1. I've been home alone too long. I gotta socialize. 2. AAAAAAAAAA 3. EEEEEEEEEEEE 4. Wow that was great! Mental health restored!
based on a true story
I’m gayer than your dad
ask em to an ice cream
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
there are only a few pieces of media that I would consider gompable
El Fumpo
Depression - Season 32, Episode 1
Zoomers, if you ever need to escape a pack of angry Milennials just play a recent Simpsons clip on your phone and flee while they all scream and gnash their teeth at the fact that a 75 year-old sounds different from a 39 year-old
I forgot that my friend said st marks is halloweentown 😂😂😂😂😂
A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.
hmm interesting... I have no idea how to go about that. Like a randomized live-triggered thing?
Also, of course, any music I use will be with the creator's permission, and they will be credited.
Looking for background music/beats for youtube projects. If someone can point me in a good direction that isn't the same stuff everyone else uses... Specifically looking for artists who already make interesting stuff. Genre doesn't matter. Ambient, but not boring. Unique, but not distracting.
government mandated friends
Jehoshaphat J. Clum
Life: *gives me lemons*
Me: uhh what exactly the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?
The timeline we’re in is just revenge for me not having any power. If I was in charge we’d be so good rn. You don’t even know
wow
a cow
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
INTRODUCING 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH AND THE HOTDOG FLAVORED WATER
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It's so strange to me that women's shirts have their buttons on the other side and that's the only tell in a lot of cases. Imagine how baffled and offended everyone would be if you marketed left-handed scissors as "woman scissors"
Girl cow
Unhappy clam
