you're living the life most people only dream of (disseminating accounts and descriptions of Major League Baseball games)
you're living the life most people only dream of (disseminating accounts and descriptions of Major League Baseball games)
saw the original Immaculate Grid today
10 boxes? rookie_numbers.gif
buddy are we gonna land a plane together in Philly this week? I think you can get reimbursed if we use it for Team Building
Line drawing of a hand filling in a ballot bubble with the text, โYou will never completely fill in the void, but please try.โ
I made these stickers to wear at the polls instead of the cheery I VOTED! ones
oh shit I always wanted to see the B-52s live
and if you had any business sense at all. you would have
"the iconic mackie logo" lmao
never give up on your dreams
got him
lol perfect
a stock AI image but the creepy cyborg thing is interacting minority report style with today's baseball Immaculate Grid
love my job where I get to make demo slideshows that are basically shitposts
a bunch of fucked up breads (actually banisters)
going to the bakery on acid like
spending my evening doing normal dad stuff (fantasizing about turning peppa pig into bacon and pork chops)
that's cool as hell
check your kids Halloween candy carefully, someone tried to hide Drew Butera's career batting line in my kids' candy
i swear every year, these stories get scarier. stay safe out there
I stole this joke from @mkania.bsky.social
when I deploy a new feature
baseball group chat was going nuts during the World Series game last night
Camilo Doval. chinstrap beard.
Sergio Romo. standard beard.
Rod Beck. horseshoe mustache.
Brian Wilson. nightmare beard.
legend has it that who you pick for SFG + 30 saves in Immaculate Grid corresponds the facial hair style you aspire to
welp
Inside of you is one homer. what is your homer?
lmao
always knew we'd see Jake Cave in a spot like this one day
cmon you can't just be up ther doin a balk like that
yeah sure, "random PA cutoff," gimme a break this has always been a Billy Martin stan account
I'm thinking about making a big salad.
a stock image of a big salad, followed by an image of ken griffey jr licking his lips
baseball group chat absolutely on fire during this NLCS game