allthewheymay

oh shit, yall are still here

Jealous girlfriend meme: “Americans” gaze longingly at the CEO assassin while “voting” glares at them

Just saying

Best thing about living on your own at Christmas is that you can eat whatever the fuck you want out of the fridge

I just forget the whole app exists lol

ope forgot about the bs again

I’m going to need you to remind me that blue sky exist on a regular basis 😂

Did I say anything political? At all?

hole in the lip

Congrats…?

one day you’re young and dumb and the next minute you’re old and dumb

Not to brag, but I still haven’t put pants on since Thursday.

i’ve done nothing but smoke and masturbate all day. suddenly feeling like a whole new person

😴

🤦🏻‍♀️

I hope one day as many bots follow me on here as they do on Twitter

I really do enjoy giving blowjobs but I have to actually like the person I'm giving one to so ladies, you see the problem here right?

y’all out here wanting wonka’s willy

Listen to the Conway Twitty song called Slow Hand

it’s so interesting how sexual fads exist. our parents generation wanted a slow hand and our generation wants that hand up their ass

double tap but it’s just you tappin dat ass twice

people don’t say pedantic enough anymore

this place feels like the kale of social media and i’m not sure how i feel about that

i’m starting to think that girl gets stuck in the dryer on purpose

Who decided to call it shit posting when skeet shooting was right there?

listening to paramore like this is 2007 and the misery business i’m worried about is how many laced camis from hollister is too many to layer together

one day you’re young and doing shots of tequila with no reaction and the next you’re gagging down shots of green juice bc some internet woman says it might make you live an extra five minutes

fuck around and fart out

Ducking on the tl then?

i’m not political enough to keep hanging out here