The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard

Nah. He’s bloody useless with tech.

It might be the transition between the connections that’s causing the problem, especially if the phone is hunting around for signal.

😔🫂

I see that the absinthe still hasn’t worn off.

Never again. No. Fucksake.

“One team member”

There’s a team?

Who’s on call tonight?

Exactly.

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while sitting in a classroom . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while sitting in a classroom .

The feeds - No. The Serfs, however…

Well, that was fun. 😅

I just had to recreate the Detoxed Wülferhampton feed from scratch, because the Graze editor corrupted the prod copy AND also corrupted the version management store containing the backups. 😬

For the non techies: It was very fucked and I've unfucked it.

Do you connect your phone to the WiFi router when at home?

Clearly all conspiracy theories have been excised.

That was just a lucky shot. You clearly fluked it.

Yup.

His Cybertruck failed to stop at the crossing.

Hard wank?

The Abbey Road reboot looks crap.

Ah. So that bromide did have an effect?

I pity the poor serf who has to clean your codpiece.

Looks like someone found the chalk.

Premature eh?

Did you just orgasm?

Probably a serf licking the board.

That’s absinthe level stoned.

Exactly.

Not if the candle is one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s

Dunno. Maybe it’s sabotage?

Some twat in a hat.

I’ve already fucked off. I was forcibly returned back here, remember.

I am not exorcising myself. It gets ectoplasm everywhere and weakens my eyesight.