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Contrarian, champion of my own ill-considered views, enchanted by the sound of my own voice. Finds other people deeply annoying in most circumstances. Law, Leaseholds, property valuation, and Oxford commas. European. Lagomorphs, bees, tea & cake.
One of my favourite literary put-downs is from Douglas Adams's The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Zaphod Beeblebrox, who often reacts in erratic ways, claims to be βpretty dangerous when I'm cornered,β to which Ford Prefect responds βyou go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.β
Vintage red background with white writing βno smokingβ sign
Vintage brown βno smoking in this record record room by orderβ sign
No smoking sign on a safe room door
Staff smoking concert programme from the 5th of November 1909
As it is #nosmokingday here are some vintage photos from Whitchurch Hospital
#NSD
#hospitalsigns
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space." - Douglas Adams on his Birthday π π§ͺ
The psychology of corporate guff is profoundly depressing. Even the innocuous job ad requiring a βteam playerβ usually indicates unfortunate attitudes by the management doing the hiring:
βWe want someone who will do as we say without question & be prepared to take on extra workload at our whimβ
When my aunt bought a house in Hawkesbury Road in c.1935, it was a classy area*. Circumstances may have moved on...
(*Particular cachet attached to the fact that the ground rent estate most of it was built on, was then owned by the Duke of Beaufort).
Delightful.
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You might like to read Jon Ronsons book βThe Psychopath Testβ (Β£2 on eBay?) that deals with the issue very well.
Bar Chair Kirsty Brimelow KC said: "This letter and its more than 3,000 signatories demonstrate the unequivocal principled and practical opposition to the restriction of jury trials from not only the Bar, but the legal profession as a whole..."
Read more: bit.ly/4riRqfz
More than 300 KCs and 22 retired judges are among the 3,236 legal professionals who have signed our letter calling on the Prime Minister to stop the government's jury trial proposal ahead of a parliamentary debate on new legislation to restrict jury trials today.π§΅
Yup. See @sentantiq.bsky.social : pasts-imperfect.ghost.io/pasts-imperf...
Treasurer Helen Davies KC talking to students in the Parliament Chamber, a wood panelled room with Chandelier
Professor James Lee, Inner Temple Bencher, speaking to students at Dinner to the Universities
A view down a one of the long candlelit dining tables at dinner in the Inner Temple Hall. At the far end is the top table, where Helen Davies KC stands under a portrait preparing to give a speech.
A silver pegasus candelabra with lit candles
A very warm welcome to the nearly 130 students from 47 universities - including around 50 of our PASS scholars! - joining practitioners and senior members of the Inn for this evening's Dinner to the Universities. We hope you have a wonderful evening!
π Race week brings huge investment to Cheltenham and sustains a lot of our local businesses. But it also presents challenges. I have been working for years to clean up bad behaviour by a minority of racegoers. My message to racegoers this week - have fun, spend money, and please respect our town.
Oil be the judge of that...
You won't find folk in Fishponds parking like that.
Photo of Victoria Hills of the CIOB at the Essex Build Expo CIOB exhibition stand.
Photo of Victoria Hills speaking at the Essex Build Expo event.
An excellent day on Friday, starting at the sold-out Essex Build Expo, hearing about the ambition of Essex County Council to create opportunities for #construction professionals. Encouraging to hear recognition of the importance of the #BuiltEnvironment sector.
#CIOB #building #LoveConstruction
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Have your say: Ed Davey has urged King Charles to scrap his US trip as Trumpβs attacks on Sirβ―Keirβ―Starmer put the state visit in question trib.al/w5j8i2t
We have a book talk coming up at Waterstones York on 25 March. @suemajor.bsky.social will be talking about Micklegate and John Shaw from YAYAS on Hugh Murray's book on early York photographers. Booking details www.waterstones.com/events/an-ev... @yorkfhs.bsky.social @balhnews.bsky.social
Photo of His Majesty King Charles III and Prime Minister Carney meeting at Rideau Hall in Ottawa, Ontario.
During his visit to Canada last year, His Majesty King Charles III reminded us that no nation can live unto itself.Β
In a more uncertain and divided world, the Commonwealth remains a constant β uniting nations to work together for democracy and for the common good.
In case you're looking for some extra cash . . .
They sell it in Greggs:
Axiomatically unwoke.
AI-generated photograph of parts of a Glasgow street added together with purported scenes of the railway station fire.
I won't republish the source of this because clicks are what they want, but this is a fabricated "photograph" of a scene which does not exist, at the wrong end of Union Street.
I think youβll find that Baton Sinister III, billionaire founder of Datascrape Systems was lately appointed US ambassador to Equatorial Dhobi.
Oh, be fair. It was a Trump brand baseball cap and you canβt blame the poor chap for trying to find a way to make a fast buck out of the deaths of fellow citizens who died because of his crass, stupid, unnecessary, vainglorious, illegal, immoral, vile war.
Never mind the endless Jane Austen adaptations, here's a period drama I'd watch:
Prison Break, except it's 1740s London & the hero is a 5 ft 4 Herefordshire woman called Elizabeth, with massive hands & massive feet
Come on @netflix.com it's what we all want
The MAGA strategy to end democracy in America is similar to that used by other "populist" parties, and is something carefully developed by the Russian intelligence services over many decades.
The Courts and Tribunals Bill will remove your right to a jury trial for serious criminal offences.
Toff magistrates/judges will decide your fate.
Chances of miscarriage of justice will increase. Working class, poor, minorities will be the biggest losers.
Exactly 3 years ago, Georgians fought back hard against the first tabling of the Russian law (Foreign Agents law). Two nights of intense crackdowns and clashes resulted in the withdrawal of the bill.
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π· Raymond Red Rodgers