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Green couch potato. Substitute comedian. Starve the bots.

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I won’t pretend that I would’ve responded as quickly to this if I’ve been using a tablet. I also won’t pretend that we all didn’t know damn well how Parasocial our Internet was making us even 20 years ago

11.03.2026 18:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They know that they absolutely can NOT let us finally demand that our www let us prove we’re a taxpayer without doxing ourselves. That would prove that these blog platform pimps have always been in the business of cheapening intellectual property, not just enabling horny kids’ doodles.

11.03.2026 18:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s impossible to overstate how many people, the world over, want ‘artist’ to *officially* be just something the more uppity daylaborers call themselves.

11.03.2026 18:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember making a vine of the scene where surfer dude Sean Penn dreams of getting on tv for winning at surfing and, when asked about the competition, says “Haha! Those guys are Fags!”

11.03.2026 18:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been so close to only using my tablet as a tablet and not using my phone as a pocket tablet. Thank you for getting me closer.

11.03.2026 18:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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United Airlines To Kick Off Passengers Who Refuse To Use Headphones United Airlines announced it will begin removing passengers from flights who refuse to wear headphones when listening to content on their personal devices, claiming that such behavior could lead to a ...

Gen A, when asked if their whole life seemed like a family trip to the grave, did not remove their headphones, but did stare in ‘that way.’ — theonion.com/united-airli...

11.03.2026 13:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The way new Twitter and Reddit and even sub effin stack want us to upload video now…

10.03.2026 22:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cuurs is better than natty. That’s the most political post I want to make as I learn to be too old for beer.

10.03.2026 22:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t like when Twitter let us have longer tweets because reporters were already repackaging essays as tweets, but I do like reminding myself to keep every opinion I’m not paid for shorter than a Tweet.

09.03.2026 20:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s 4 hours later and I get to start work remembering that some people in yeolden times thought that even after years of decay death was just a coma, and that with sufficient spiritual influence a corpse could be compelled to answer questions. In court.

09.03.2026 13:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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3 #March #WorldWildlifeDay
'Anthidium manicatum. Order Hymenoptera. Fam. Apiariae.'
John Curtis (1791-1862), *British Entomology* (London [1825]) IV, pl. 61.
#wildlife #insects #entomology #hymenoptera #biodiversity #ScientificIllustration #illustrationartists #JohnCurtis

09.03.2026 13:05 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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MistherFrenchFries (@MrFrenchFries@mastodon.social) Attached: 1 image Gotta get this ol boy to a good home. The elderly neighbors have it hidden behind actual junk furniture #craigslist #freestuff #record #recordplayers #vinyl 😢

mastodon.social/@MrFrenchFri... Hi again, #genx Thank you again for keeping our media in multiple mediums. #physicalmedia

09.03.2026 13:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32 ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32

This being just under someone going through their junk/old email address and burning it to the ground? And that being while I decide not to wait another twenty years to build a second hand shop to die in?

09.03.2026 00:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everything depends on how everything is

08.03.2026 21:54 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Toni Braxton deserves better than the GALL of Googletube to hit us with this ish. Even Andrew 🎲 clay deserves better, but still.

08.03.2026 04:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Instrumental Covers of Tori Amos, by Goodknight Productions 16 track album

She’d take a bag of carrots for the equivalent streaming rights for you and your horses. In the meantime this might be ok. goodknightproductions1.bandcamp.com/album/instru...

08.03.2026 04:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Boys for Pele (Deluxe) by Tori Amos on Apple Music Album · 1996 · 39 Songs

music.apple.com/us/album/boy... It’s ok if you’re not into it, but if you try to define the nineties by the beginning or the end you’re not trying. One album for the whole decade? Easy as a slacker’s shoes. #genx #millenial #90s #musicsky

08.03.2026 04:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Graffiti is public art that pays for public housing in advance.

06.03.2026 23:38 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve got to remember this if I ever get caught doing graffiti.

06.03.2026 23:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No one knows what ‘normal’ conversation sounds like…but it’s not quite irony that they prefer BAD exposition to the ‘clever’ kind.

06.03.2026 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fiddle Around and Find Out

06.03.2026 18:11 👍 201 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0

This counts as at least .5 engagement.

06.03.2026 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hint: You do.

06.03.2026 23:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I made a free Patreon post of a zip file that contains the 55 pages of Otaku Dad if you want it!
www.patreon.com/posts/152405...

06.03.2026 19:26 👍 73 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0

#blueskytshirts have to be 💯 sometimes or they’d just be tweets.

06.03.2026 23:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@merriam-webster.com Hard not to wonder how many of these were used when they rolled out “Let the paying fans’ comments post above the most popular ones.”

06.03.2026 23:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We let those ‘free exposure’ platforms sell ads. We let it feel cringe to call people out for using those platforms to ‘share their aesthetic’ without tagging the sauce.

06.03.2026 23:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0