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@pocha.moe

[empoleon/pochama β€’ he/it β€’ 18+] penguin/dragon hybrid of sorts πŸ’™s vr, programming, and rhythm games

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bwacchi... i miss her... #ぼっけ・ざ・ろっく #BocchiTheRock

10.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12546 πŸ” 7604 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

i mean i can, yeah, but... the glasses i wear daily barely fit in the headset, so whenever i take the hmd off my glasses stay in it haha

you have reminded me i should have an older pair that doesn't do that though, so i might just see if i can wear those in VR... thank you...

09.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 238 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
A screenshot of the shopping cart of a VR lenses store. In the cart are two sets of prescription lenses, one for the Meta Quest 2/3S and one for the Valve Index. The prescription lenses for the Index are $117.00, compared to the Quest's $79.00.

A screenshot of the shopping cart of a VR lenses store. In the cart are two sets of prescription lenses, one for the Meta Quest 2/3S and one for the Valve Index. The prescription lenses for the Index are $117.00, compared to the Quest's $79.00.

yeah, sure, okay, fuck, i'll just stick with the quest 2 for everything then. i didn't know index prescription lenses were that expensive

09.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've started being very openly trans in public in spite of how the news cycle tries to make you feel and I genuinely cannot fucking reccomend it enough.

You would be genuinely surprised how often people actually think what you're doing is cool as fuck

08.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

on a more serious note, feeds and search will unintentionally show your cock pics to people who don't want to see them (including minors).

moderation sometimes misses things. please do your part and label your porn ❀️

08.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
08.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 8466 πŸ” 2691 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 24

I MISREAD AS 0.76 FUCK MY STUPID CHUNGUS LIFE

08.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Dagoth Ur standing up for their friend with the caption "His pronouns are she/her!"

Dagoth Ur standing up for their friend with the caption "His pronouns are she/her!"

07.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 571 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon

panel one:
three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. 

panel two:
the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested.

panel three:
as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-"

panel four
phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

07.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 6994 πŸ” 2184 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 88

ive and bet

07.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20787 πŸ” 4427 πŸ’¬ 767 πŸ“Œ 1142
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Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

05.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 6414 πŸ” 2438 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 20
Profile picture of a protogen, character owned by Gordangrump

Profile picture of a protogen, character owned by Gordangrump

pfp for a friend

27.02.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 762 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

hearing someone say they regularly talk to ai chatbots for anything does feel like they just rolled up their sleeve to reveal a festering zombie bite

04.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 744 πŸ” 319 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
A colour-edited VRChat screenshot of my dearest friend Siereal in the FISH! world. She is a doggirl with brown hair with yellow highlights and a brown tail, wearing a white dress and a big white sunhat. The picture is of Siereal with her back towards the camera fishing in an island.

Yeah there are other people in the background but this isn't about them and I'm not good at using my totally legal copy of Photoshop to simulate lens blur

A colour-edited VRChat screenshot of my dearest friend Siereal in the FISH! world. She is a doggirl with brown hair with yellow highlights and a brown tail, wearing a white dress and a big white sunhat. The picture is of Siereal with her back towards the camera fishing in an island. Yeah there are other people in the background but this isn't about them and I'm not good at using my totally legal copy of Photoshop to simulate lens blur

women be fishing

@siereal.bsky.social

05.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

allyℒ️: "what can i do to help trans people right now?"

us: "give us money."

allyℒ️: "wait,, really?"

us: "yes, really. a lot of us are struggling and direct aid is most impactful. i can send you some gofundmes...."

allyℒ️: "what *else* can i do to help trans people right now?"

05.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 831 πŸ” 275 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 14

If someone with ADHD doesn't respond to you for days or even weeks, it isn't because they don't want to talk to you. They were in their Dragon Form

05.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 2526 πŸ” 1049 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 31
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Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

04.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 5179 πŸ” 2221 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 39

Reposting with alt text! πŸ’œ

17.11.2024 03:47 πŸ‘ 777 πŸ” 530 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 27

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

04.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 3221 πŸ” 2019 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 226
03.03.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I genuinely think the worst thing the internet did to reading was convince people that finishing books is a competitive sport. You don't need to read 52 books a year. You just need to read. Books you like. At your own pace. And think about them for longer than a TikTok video.

02.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 688 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8
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03.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 17725 πŸ” 4073 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 834

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

02.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 16537 πŸ” 5128 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 63

hi officially coming out as a trans woman

(yes i saw this on my feed the minute it sent no i didn't forget to send this reply until now)

03.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

banger icyhot

02.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i immediately blacklisted that and got siri to as well

02.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0