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Soz, I was in my saffron era.

11.03.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OG Dave Prowse Darth, too. Wonderful.

10.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just going to leave this here and say nothing but I hope his next game of golf is with Joey Barton.

10.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pics

10.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listen, I know nights like this can be a bit upsetting but we shouldn't forget that Trump rapes children.

10.03.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh

10.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to predict that tonight football will be the real winner.

10.03.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I cannot count the amount of bottom arms and drop links I've put on the car this past few years. These roads are just chewing cars up.

10.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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09.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know why I let you people bully me.

09.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

btw

"Sorry for how I acted, I was in my blah blah blah era"

Era. Era. I was in my macaroni and chai latte era. Sorry, I was in my hybrid CrossFit era.

Fuck off. Era.

09.03.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bought some ยฃ35 Adidas today for knocking about it in.

09.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They all use religion as an excuse for acting like a cunt to others.

09.03.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bearing in mind the majority of his former club and international teammates were playing in America and they finished a game, jumped on a plane, flew the same day to be at the funeral and flew back the same night/next day.

Fuck him, stop idolising gobshites.

09.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got blocked on Twitter by a lot of people because of my slagging off Alisson but the truth is he's a right-wing shithouse who voted to starve kids (as did Fabinho and Firmino) & he couldn't get to Jota's funeral 'cause it was a bit tricky. Most multi-millionaires have trouble getting private jets.

09.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are people alive today, educated people, who swear blind Alisson is Liverpool's greatest ever 'keeper with no mention of Ray Clemence.

09.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am the face of modern Britain . My ancestry goes back centuries ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

09.03.2026 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alisson's out of tomorrow's game. Must have sprained his fanny, the brittle-boned cunt.

09.03.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No-one is afraid of heights, they're afraid of falling to the ground really really quickly.

09.03.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Monday

09.03.2026 10:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Also 2 of the prettiest cars ever made

08.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah but they've got to come back to Anfield so it'll be ok x

08.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Either one of these would still be my choice

08.03.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A short story starring Liverpool Football Club and it's fans.

08.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I told you to go get it, now stop talking and go get my Evo!

08.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have almond slices and coconut tarts and there's nothing you can do about it

07.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But only one of you has been threatened by the actual man-in-green's missus!

07.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see you arrive when the talk turns to men's bums being fingered.

07.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope you paid 50 Baht for those shorts and not a penny more!

07.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0