Back with another one of those hump-plumping beats
Back with another one of those hump-plumping beats
This is absolutely outrageous www.platformer.news/grammarly-ex... β jail for these motherfuckers, honestly.
Hey @albomp.bsky.social, donβt you love those shared values?
The annual cycle of Carlton fan pre-season manic optimism followed by crushing first round defeat is really one of the joys of this game. I say this with no malice; Geelongβs ability to lose unloseable Grand Finals is in the same category: painful to the teamβs fans, a source of glee for all others.
pov youβve just run into your lesbian couple friends whoβve been fighting a lot
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As a Cats fan I reckon this is gonna be a bad year.
In case you're not dead yet, I can assist. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Unw4...
GAFF: Too bad she wonβt live! But then again, who does?
DECKARD: I double checked and youβre rightβshe wonβt live. I made a mistake, and thatβs on me. Nice catch!
Had a little cry about this today. His voice narrates so many of my football feelings. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...
When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. Itβs time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.
The group chats are not having the gaslighting of this apology let me tell ya! #auspol
Designed by Bennett I assume!
If Albo is right that children are obliged to lie in the bed that their mother made, why is he sleeping at the Lodge and not a public housing flat, while the children of the "ISIS brides" must remain in a refugee camp in Syria? Seems a little inconsistent, logically, just saying.
Some humans consume a lot of energy and STILL never get smart, hey.
One for @incrediblemelk.bsky.social and others interested in clothing fit: pudding.cool/2026/02/wome...
Gah! What the hell!
Fuuuuuuuuu(forever)
*fart noise*
Five men stand in Melbournes city square with a banner reading AMERICAN AND ISRAELI ZIONIST HAVE DECIDED PALESTINEβS FUTURE WILL THEY THEN DECIDE AUSTRALIAβS FUTURE? WAKE UP AUSTRALIA YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED!
Photo of anti-Zionist protest in Melbourneβs City Square c.1980, photographer Terry Young. From the City of Melbourneβs Art and Heritage. Collection item number 1926514
It's really really horrible. "I have nothing but contempt" is just a bitter, awful thing to hear from a Prime Minister about his own people.
I thought he died lol
An Instagram ad for Belong telco with the headline "Belong: leaving skid marks across the internet."
If anybody has any inside goss from the marketing meeting that approved this ad for Belong, I'd be deeply intrigued to hear it. π©
I heard this song in the grocery shop last week and itβs hornier than I remembered.
From the latest episode of Mad As Hell: βAngus Taylorβs Brainβ #libspill #auspol
I am not sure you could come up with a worse put down of the Liberal front bench than James Paterson saying "Angus is the smartest policy brain in the shadow cabinetβ
live.thepoint.com.au
Zadie Smith: βA Palestinian writer is a human being standing before an audience of other human beings, speaking. If you create a special category of speechβ¦which is to be silenced before itβs even heard, then I think you make yourself ridiculous.β www.theage.com.au/culture/book...
Virginia and Sophie at Cuttagee. Sophie is giving Virginia a big kiss on the cheek. Virginia is very happy about this.
Soph and I have been married for ten years today and together for 25 this year. We got married in New York because ten years ago it still β remarkably β was not an option in Australia. We have a good marriage and we are happy and love each other and I am proud of us.
Very unexpected and welcome news!
QUT will become the new custodian of Meanjin, Australia's most eminent literary journal, bringing the publication back to Brisbane.
www.qut.edu.au/about/meanjin