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Pirate. USMC Veteran. To the left of Progressive politically. I work to give my cats comfortable lives. Opinions expressed are my own. We don't have agree to get along. Minnesota expat in California. I'll go back when it warms up.

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12.03.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dems aren’t sure whether to actually spend big to flip Texas National Democrats are worried the money it would take to compete in Texas could be better spent elsewhere.

"If we push to win Texas, then the Progressive guy wil be in charge. Why would we want to do that?"

12.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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YOU LITERALLY STARTED THE WAR‼️ YOU CHANGED YOUR TITLE TO β€œDEPARTMENT OF WAR”‼️

11.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Narrator: He replaced her with someone worse.

09.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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John Oliver: They claimed Iran was going to attack us, Israel was going to attack Iran, which would have led to them attacking us. Iran was going to assassinate Trump, Iran was going to have nuclear weapons, and we just did this to free the Iranian people out of the kindness of our hearts.

09.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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You know that these idiots are going to drag this out, if only because they don't have a plan other than "because I can".

09.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's an idea.

09.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This will doubtless put me on a half dozen more "antisemitism" lists by the DNC coven, but that truth shit never ails to piss people off.

09.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Judge Voids Mass Layoffs at Voice of America

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/u... This is good.

09.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Marco Rubio hanging out with Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio at the "Shield of the Americas" event

Marco Rubio hanging out with Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio at the "Shield of the Americas" event

Marco Rubio hanging out with Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio at the "Shield of the Americas" event, in case you were still thinking it had some sort of legitimate purpose

08.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 5925 πŸ” 2537 πŸ’¬ 450 πŸ“Œ 383
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"DEI hire" is the new "affirmative action".

08.03.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Totally not a fair comparison. Captain Crunch never hurt anyone but the roofs of people's mouths.

08.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely not a repeat of 2016.
These jackasses aren't serious about anything but being controlled opposition.

08.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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California’s Age-Verification Law Is a Civil Liberties Test | The Daily Economy The law classifies user identities at the operating system level. Once embedded, that regulatory architecture of control is easy to expand and difficult to ...

California just signed a piece of legislation into law that presents a huge challenge for online privacy.

07.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces, officials say The targeting information has included the locations of American warships and aircraft in the Middle East, the officials said.

Incredible! Russia is giving Iran intelligence to target Americans, Ukraine is helping us learn how to counter drones. And yet Trump is beholden to Putin! And Republicans do nothing!

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

06.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
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For the few of you that need this clarification (who doubtless wouldn't ever be following me anyway).

05.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump fires Homeland Security Secretary Noem after mounting criticism over her leadership President Donald Trump has fired his embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. Trump said he was nominating Oklahoma Republican Sen.

I hope this is good news, because they're totally not above replacing her with someone worse.

05.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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These two are the best of us.

05.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The 13th Amendment could use a bit of a rewrite.

03.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Donald Trump Vlog - Deleted: From the Desk of Donald Trump - Iran, Occupy WS - November 16, 2011
Donald Trump Vlog - Deleted: From the Desk of Donald Trump - Iran, Occupy WS - November 16, 2011 YouTube video by Roll Call Factbase Videos

They've been trying to scrub this, but they can't. Now they're claiming it's AI.

02.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Cowboy teases with text: "So you're telling me, you think teacher are getting medical equipment for gender affirming surgeries? When they can't even get printer paper?" Takes a sip of beer from a bottle. "BLESS your HEART!" (Satire, debunking a conservative theory about K-12 education.)

Cowboy teases with text: "So you're telling me, you think teacher are getting medical equipment for gender affirming surgeries? When they can't even get printer paper?" Takes a sip of beer from a bottle. "BLESS your HEART!" (Satire, debunking a conservative theory about K-12 education.)

"So... you're telling me, #republicans, #conservatives, #maga, you think #teachers are getting medical equipment for gender-affirming surgeries? When they can't even get printer paper?" πŸ§ͺπŸ›οΈπŸ’­

"When they can't even get printer paper?" πŸ€”

"Bless your heart!" πŸ™β€οΈ

#education #gender #surgery #schools

01.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
A U.S. official said American military strikes on Iran were underway.

A U.S. official said American military strikes on Iran were underway.

Remember when Congress authorized the use of force against Iran?

Me neither.

Any U.S. attack on Iran would violate U.S. and international law.

28.02.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 12044 πŸ” 3495 πŸ’¬ 552 πŸ“Œ 178

CNN reporting that the strikes on Iran tonight are joint US and Israeli strikes.

Which means Donald Trump should be impeached for a third time.

What he has done tonight is illegal under the US constitution and the UN charter.

28.02.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 8160 πŸ” 2398 πŸ’¬ 257 πŸ“Œ 123
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A little more Black History.

26.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0