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“what if we took a useful topic in statistics and constructed an entire identity around it for some reason”

12.03.2026 18:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bob Dylan didn’t have this to sing about!

12.03.2026 16:02 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a douchebro with a shitty haircut and an even shittier mustache. his expression is dripping scorn towards you.

a douchebro with a shitty haircut and an even shittier mustache. his expression is dripping scorn towards you.

imagine you look like this and your job is to write 500 words on the ten ugliest watches money can buy

11.03.2026 23:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“papers, please” but you’re the editor of a major news outlet

11.03.2026 19:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wagnerite space marines? or ground forces targeting prostates on the iss?

11.03.2026 16:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[das racist voice] HOWIE ROSEMAN, A MILLION COMP PICKS / YOU FEEL ME? HOLLER

09.03.2026 23:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh f

09.03.2026 20:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sick like doing sick skateboard tricks in said alleyways?

09.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no one’s said delaware yet

09.03.2026 02:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@assbott.bsky.social TALK TO ME ABOUT NUGENT

07.03.2026 17:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can smell the clutch from here 🥰

05.03.2026 17:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bluesky doesn’t delete posts for you, it just leaves your post orphaned of context if the op gets deleted

the op was deleted because the bot army showed up concern trolling about how because ai was doing targeting, and something was targeted, that DOESNT NECESSARILY PROVE ai did the bad target

05.03.2026 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

think of how many nike-ajax missile sites in the US were redeveloped into public spaces

05.03.2026 17:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Précis” is a pretty funny choice of words for claude slop

05.03.2026 15:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a take so bad it could only have billions of dollars behind it

05.03.2026 15:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TEW EWBERS

05.03.2026 03:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s her name you insensitive clod.

05.03.2026 01:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank You Senator

03.03.2026 22:20 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

do i want to know what this is about

03.03.2026 22:16 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

But it’s also about diligently maintaining friendships and building community! Also I have no idea what cozy games even means anymore lol

03.03.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they said a computer, could do my job, better than i could!

03.03.2026 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

have you played night in the woods?

03.03.2026 19:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this is just an ad for lockheed martin

02.03.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a beardy seymour papert with the logo writer see-thru dome turtle robot

a beardy seymour papert with the logo writer see-thru dome turtle robot

ME AS A CHILD: wow would it be cool to have a little robot companion that bumped its way around my room
ME AS AN ADULT: [disassembling the roomba (four different types of screws and a press-fit plastic geartrain) for the umpteenth time to remove the mass of human hair wrapped around its driveshaft]

02.03.2026 18:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’LL SETTLE FOR A CUP OF COFFEE BUT!
YOU! KNOW! WHAT! I REALLY NEED!

02.03.2026 18:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Google AI (Gemini?) search results:

People also ask

What did Kurt Cobain think of Limp Bizkit?

Google AI (Gemini?) search results: People also ask What did Kurt Cobain think of Limp Bizkit?

What did Kurt Cobain think of Limp Bizkit?
Kurt Cobain admits that Limp Bizkit were a vastly superior band to Nirvana. He discusses his deep admiration for Fred Durst

What did Kurt Cobain think of Limp Bizkit? Kurt Cobain admits that Limp Bizkit were a vastly superior band to Nirvana. He discusses his deep admiration for Fred Durst

ah,

28.02.2026 20:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s a lactation suite!
‘tation suite!
it’s for breastfeeding!

27.02.2026 18:55 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

still cracking up that they knew kyle mclaughlin was the messiah because he was self-aware enough not to wear his desert pisssuit like the colonizer scum he’d been sent to replace

27.02.2026 04:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah but you’re correct it’s not really relevant to what happened years earlier. i was posting without thinking.

26.02.2026 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah i’m dumb

26.02.2026 17:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0