anne gibson

An ad for earring backs that says “perfect for women and men” and then has four pictures labeled women, girl, men, girl.

Ah yes, the four genders

Regina Spektor - "How" [Official Music Video] YouTube video by Regina Spektor

Also current status, if you change the word “guest” to “ghost”.

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Books to read to make yourself smarter than MAHA:

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bookshop.org/p/books/air-...

bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

They’re all readable explanations for pandemics.

Also bookshop.org/p/books/immu... but it’s a harder read

Tee shirt design with Danny Glover from his performance in Lethal Weapon captioned I’m too old for this shit

I believe the phrase you’re looking for is

James Blunt - Monsters (Official Music Video) YouTube video by James Blunt

Current status:

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#fuckDementia

If every time you walk into the house it smells horrible but you’ve cleaned everything you can think of, check to see if the dogs think the door mat is a pee pad. #askMeHowIKnow #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday #eeew #soMuchPee

The Break Up Big Medicine Act | ft. Senator Elizabeth Warren YouTube video by Dr. Glaucomflecken

This is a weird but effective crossover.

Just call me a Slur, Pete. It's more honest that way.

From the studio that brought you, "What if literally everything around you had feelings," and "Okay, what if your FEELINGS had feelings,"

Comes, "What, like queers have feelings?"

You bastards made the first five minutes of UP and you expect us to believe you’re worried about the audience needing therapy?

Flogging Molly - The Worst Day Since Yesterday (Official Audio) YouTube video by SideOneDummy

Current status

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Not to mention that the best case scenario for even the most able-bodied is “live long enough to become disabled“.

By the way your glasses are disability accommodations too.

Disability accommodations are a rare thing that actually trickles down. You like curb cutouts? Auto-opening doors? Jar openers? Ramps? Hand rails? YOU’RE WELCOME

Even as an abled person you use disability accommodations every single day.

Supporting accommodations actually helps everyone.

A color photo of Eiser

A front page of the Spirit newspaper supplement, a cover to the Spirit comic book, a cover to PS: The Preventative Maintenance Monthly, and the cover to his graphic novel Contract to God.

Today is the birthday of Will Eisner (March 6, 1917-Jan. 3, 2005), one of the most influential American comic creators of all time.

I like our Subaru but I love my mini countryman. More zoom than the subie’s sport mode and itll fit 20 cubit feet of bagged mulch plus plants inside. In other news I’m not allowed at Lowe’s unsupervised anymore per husband 🤣

Human: “What’s the maximum safe amount of Dad jokes?” Other human, masquerading as a bot: “Good question. If you're a dad, your maximum ‘safe’ amount of Dad Jokes is upped by 25% (year over year). However, if you're not a dad, please don't try to make a Dad Joke. It's not safe in any capacity.”

ok this is amazing. a fake chatbot powered by real human smartasses, including you if you want to play.

youraislopbores.me

The country was literally founded by people who famously published political screeds under pseudonyms

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

I will turn you into a pair of slippers!

I will turn you into a pierogi!

So help me I will turn you into a boot!

#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Dear all the people naming shopping centers: you can’t be a “town square” if you’re a strip mall going down the side of a highway

Friend: I need a food for a party which is gluten free, vegan, easy to snack on in the living room as compared to sitting around a table, and obviously Irish for an event.
Me: Whiskey.
Her: No. Bad.

And while I’m being a pest is there a page for the paladin series because I want to actively pummel my friends until they stop reading the news and start reading good stuff

A page about books for kids where some content is duplicated and other content is overlapping. It’s unreadable.

@tkingfisher.com @ksonney.redwombat.social.ap.brid.gy um something is going a bit whack with the kids book page on red wombat.

On iPhone 26.3 & safari if that helps

Discworld QOTD, from Jingo

“History was full of the bones of good men who'd followed bad orders in the hope that they could soften the blow. Oh, yes, there were worse things they could do, but most of them began right where they started following bad orders.”

Woodstock - Slappy & Skippy - Who's on Stage YouTube video by Daniel Felipe Lozano Piñeros

Who is on stage.
Yes, they're not.
The Band is playing later.
☮️🐿️🎵
youtu.be/ExUjngEXaAE

WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

GNU Terry Pratchett

They are an absolute godsend in the hospital. But most of the time they’re dumped right in the toilet there. They don’t pour well to transfer to a bottle unfortunately. They should fix that.