Elected Snowflake triggered by public prayer. Maybe too emotional for public office?
22.01.2025 19:44
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Elected Snowflake triggered by public prayer. Maybe too emotional for public office?
I heard President Trump signed an executive order pardoning Sheev Palpatine and Tom Riddle, stating that they are great men, inspiring leaders, and fine Americans
I heard President Trump signed an executive order declaring that all dogs are boys and all cats are girls
I heard President Trump signed an executive order declaring that the Earth is flat and the center of the universe
Why is there a Bible book called numbers? What numb nuts thought that up?
get rid of them
call an exterminator
Why are microwaves sold by advertising the interior volume and not wattage? It's not like I'm concerned because I only ever cook 1.0 square feet of food at a time. "Oop! Can't buy this one that's only 0.9 sqft! My food won't fit!"
idk, someone opened fire on a congressional republican softball game a while back and nothing happened
bus number 7400
4! + 0 + (0 * 7)
Sometimes, on my way to work, I'll see a man dancing his way down the hill to the music of Vivaldi playing loudly from a speaker in his backpack
WHY DOES HATE FROM STRANGERS BOTHER ME SO MUCH? WELL, THEY DON'T HATE YOU THEY CAN ONLY HATE THEIR IDEA OF YOU. BESIDES… IT'S UNFAIR TO THE LOVE AROUND YOU TO FOCUS SO MUCH ON A FEW ANGRY VOICES.
Try to not let one cruel voice drown out a dozen kind ones.
we're a nation of idiots, ruled by the rich
but I guess a lot of places can say that
I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
((8!/7!)-7)4!
Boring Girl, Sandy Man Tell Vows --The Oregon Daily Journal, 29 Feb 1948
This headline suggests an amazing tale until you realize that Boring and Sandy are both places in Oregon.
I'm thankful for my family, by blood or by choice
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
Netflix’s true crime industry reveals most famously unsolved murders are really badly investigated murders. Make sure to do your murder in small community with few homicides so local police are overwhelmed. By the time FBI arrive it’s a goat rodeo of contamination, lost evidence & lawyers.
A Brief History of the War on Christmas
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