Bethoutloud

Dozens of flower pots containing lilies

As we roll into Valentine’s Day, and with Easter looming- it’s time for my annual PSA- these kill cats. Period, full stop. Lily pollen is insanely toxic and will destroy their kidneys in 18 hours. If you have cats- THROW LILIES AWAY. 1/

I meant I was also asking… for a friend 😜.

Me. It’s me. Lolsob

*asking for a friend* 👀

😕 🍪

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

What the fuck?

Same. I have a hyphenated name technically but it’s too long to type all the time. so when I used just married name- I had to add my middle, but it was still cool because within a year or so, everyone had “name+bunch of numbers” 🤣

“I’ve got usernames older than you”

💀💀💀

And it was invite only for a while and I had a friend in the biz who got me an invite. First and last name baby! Booooyaahhhh. 🤣🤣🤣

No more “battlecats2@….” 🤣

I’m so sorry. Cancer at any age is a fucking terrible thing but when it hits the kids, who are too young to understand and may not be able to handle treatments and then our elders, who can’t withstand the treatments due to age, it’s like a double punch.

Same here.

And that mutherfucker then reposted the video and said he was “de-escalating” and not, you know, breaking the Marine’s arm in the door.

WTF. WTF. WTF.

Uh huh, OK, so, is there like a manager or someone more in charge we can speak to?

But you gotta watch out for the little divots or chunks of concrete/paint that will catch your fingernail.

I should really check that out. Right now I’m just watching HR over and over when I start spiraling.

She just mis-spelled both but it locked her computer down and she had to call our IT guy- on a Saturday night (not sure why he gave her his cell phone but… he did) to get it back up. He kept saying “I don’t know or care how you got there and (employer) doesn’t either. Just don’t get a virus!” 🤣🤣🤣

My colleague (now technically my boss) accidentally typed White House dot com several years ago and then shortly thereafter some party store website that was actually a virus ridden malware site & there was an actual ALARM that went off on her computer because it started freaking out. 🤣

My brain was like… “this looks familiar…. I shall type those letters into my phone… no wait, easier to type it into my work computer (here at home)”….

Oh.
Shit.

Honestly when g00gle autocompleted the search I should have paid more attention.

Luckily they really don’t track stuff like that but lolz I should’ve known

I… just typed that into my work browser 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yesssss

And knees…. I was sitting here with an ice pack on mine and a heating pad on my quad above it and my whole leg was aching in commiseration just watching that. 🤣

Yes!!! It’s his sketch from clowning. I guess he pitched it and the writes said yes. So so good.

It says something that the best sketch of the night was something Connor Storrie developed himself years ago.

#ConnorStorrieOnSNL #SNL This is like seeing the Mona Lisa finally being displayed in the Louvre

Omg yessssss Finally Connor leaning on the clowning 🤣

a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand Alt: a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand

Alysa Liu mention, Hudson appearance, caked up Marcello, men getting humbled #SNL

"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?"

Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.