Jim

you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

Fair.

The Red Sox can always use another rabid fan.

Fuck off you fucking fuck.

You know you can just ignore the bad takes On Here, right?

Why does he look like Paul Shaffer?

More Diana for me.

There isn't a Gen-X man alive, gay or straight, who wouldn't sell out all of humanity for the chance to pick the rat fur out of her teeth.

Diana from V could fix me.

clown event still possible

A pot of chicken stock with a celery stalk sticking up out of it.

Pretty sure this stock’s underwear is about to fall down. Iykyk

I bet that lady has had a string of boring-ass boyfriends.

In America we call it Squirrels Macaroni and Cheese.

Somebody will post a screen shot here though.

How the hell are you guys accessing Bluesky on such old equipment? Most of those things you’re posting don’t even have WiFi!

i just DMd the new ceo and he wants me to tell everyone he thinks it’s fine for us to talk about wanting it to happen to the president and to “have fun with it”

Two Working LEGO Printing Presses | LEGO® Ideas The development of mechanical printing changed how ideas move through the world. Once text and images could be printed rather than copied by hand, knowledge was…

Hi #EarlyModern Bluesky - did you know that someone brilliant has built working printing presses using Lego and they are trying to get enough supporters so that Lego will release it as a kit?

They look so cool!

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Me: my back is hurting lately, probably from my stupid couch. Better sit properly and really think about posture.

Me, a week later: hey, my back feels pretty good, I can once again flop down on the couch like a slug. Absolutely no downside that I can see.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Can’t believe you’re releasing that without polishing it up a bit. Jeeze.

Every once in a while someone will ask me something about displacement or turbo or liters and I’m just like “it’s Subaru. I can fit 2x4s and camping gear inside it. That’s all I know.”

This is how I access Bluesky.

I went to my twentieth just for closure. I needed to stand in a room with those people and not feel inferior. Haven’t been back since. My 40th is next year. Nope.

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

What’s your favorite song that mentions cluster flies? Mine is probably Farmhouse by The Phish from Vermont.

Shit dude. Very sorry for your family. Peace.

Welcome to Normal Time for Civilized People, my normal, civilized friends.

Video was preceded for me by an ad for welding equipment at Harbor Freight if I ever need to buy the tools to add a flamethrower to my Subaru.

Yeah, assuming relatively normal existing electrical work it's likely just unscrewing the old light from the junction box and making the new connection. (big assumption though). Also, nothing wrong with not being comfortable with it. No shame in calling someone.