Chris Kelly

You, me break into a liquor store, get trashed and pass out - we go to jail. But be a raccoon - you get a whole marketing campaign. 🤣
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It's Friday! Party like a Virginia raccoon.

How the Story of the American Revolution Is Misunderstood Ken Burns’s new documentary unpacks the Revolutionary War—and explains why history doesn’t repeat, even if human nature never changes

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In Abbott's Texas, he'll probably get a promotion.

Hope your day gets better, or at least you can rest and maybe recharge. I had the first good night in many nights, I know how rare that can be. 🌹🫶

It's right there in the plan documents.

Video Obama surprises veterans arriving on Honor Flight to DC The former president welcomed a flight of Korean and Vietnam War veterans and their families ahead of the Veterans Day holiday.

How a real leader acts
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Happy Tuesday, Zee! 😘🌹💜🫶

Have to agree with Calvin here, the pace is way too hectic.

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
🙏 Remembering the 29 🙏

I spent many years working along side women, working in women run departments, in many different settings from warehousing to C-Suite. If women ruin the workplace, I'll take a ruined workplace any day of the week. The bitchiest babies are/were men. And, marriage is marriage, full stop. Let love be.

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Durp. Them that pay, get to play.

If only GLP-1 could make that disappear.

Of course, Trump has no idea who he is, somebody just handed him a paper. 🤬

Trump Claims 300 Million People Died of Drug Overdoses Last Year. There Were Only 62 Million Deaths Globally in 2024 President Donald Trump has attributed a U.S. military strike on a Venezuelan vessel to a drug overdose epidemic, , claiming "300 million people died last year from drugs." But the estimated number of ...

It's completely nuts. 300 million dead a year - you'd think there'd be way less traffic by now.
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The Orca Mafia is brutal. "Take the liver, leave the carcass."

a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest

Seriously. Barf.

Oh hell. 🤣

Dr. Oz made a stunning estimate after Trump’s obesity drug deals: ’135 billion’ pounds?! Dr. Oz's wildly optimistic weight loss projections raise eyebrows.

I could stand to lose a couple hundred pounds myself, but damn. Math is no friend to any of these Administration Asshats.
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Space - the touristy frontier.

ELO setting the rhythm of tonight's workout. 🎶💪

Scramble all you want 🍊💩
The ills you wish upon this country have already been felt by many people who can’t even bring themselves to say it.
Your time is up.

Time to cancel his presidential series.

Greyhound thinking like "We're gonna need bigger busses..."

The open face of the resistance.

The more I read about it the sadder it is. Just horrible.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

His decor style is 1800s American Whorehouse.

What the well dressed pimp is wearing today.