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core memory unlocked

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

if i see this shit i'm instablocking you every time for no other reason than because it's funny to me

Mouths can’t be arms. Where are the dog’s mouth fingers? Checkmate atheists.

Pride flags fly against a blue sky. In the foreground, a purple box is full of white and yellow text which reads: UPDATE: Support trans refugees. Our petition calling for a clear, accessible pathway for trans refugees has nearly 8,000 signatures. We’ll deliver to the Minister in two weeks. Help us increase the impact - add your name and share this post. Help make a difference today. Add your name at momentumcanada.net/ pathways

In two weeks, we're delivering our petition to the relevant Ministers. Help maximize our impact: sign the petition calling for accessible pathways to asylum in Canada for 2SLGBTQIA+ refugees, including from the US, and share widely: www.momentumcanada.net/pathways

I'm just saying, Final Fantasy Tactics is one of the greatest games ever made

pp lost lol

lol get bent loser

the market dominance of scrolling vertical video apps is completely baffling to me, a guy who lives in constant terror that his phone will make a noise

A SKELITON WHO LIVED THROUGH MANY ERA'S OF COMPUTER WHEN YOU COULD PLUG MORE AND MORE SHIT INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND THEN SUDDENLY : NOTHING AT ALL!!! A FEATURELESS SILVER CURVE! YOU MUST BEG TO TRANSFER FILES ! YOU MUST BEG TO CONNECT HEADPHONES ON BLUE TOOTH!!! LET ME PLUG MY FUCKING HEAD PHONE'S AND MY USB CABLE'S IN AND LET ME MOVE MY FILE'S NUFF SAID!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "LEG ME PLUG MY PHONE AND COMPUTER INTO OTHER SHIT !! GIVE ME BACK MY TECHNOLOGY HOLE'S " AND SHARE THIS POST IF IM RIGHT (I AM RIGHT) - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

GIVE ME BACK MY HOLES!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

Thanks for the clear pic! I drive by it all the time and can never read it properly.

it's back

when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you

when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life

A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized to look like an original Game Boy game. Bobby Hill is shouting "THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!"

Facebook marketplace listing for "Full Podcasting set up (Hardly used)

new saddest six word story just dropped

Risoprint of three crabs in pink, aqua, and yellow, with a small black crab in the middle. The text underneath says CMYKrab.

cmykrab risoprint. which means it's not actually cmyk. crab deception!

available here: acorviart.bigcartel.com/product/cmyk...

signs reading kick your ass is wrong i don't want to be right king of shoot the shit no smoking i will crazy no beer no dad youare my love my angle don't treat me like potato

King of Shoot the Shit checking in

Two small, frog-shaped pizzas are cooling on a stove top. Both pizzas have a green crust, eyes on the top edge made with dough balls and kalamata olives, and vegetable smiles. The left pizza is densely topped with vegan pepperoni, red peppers, kalamata olives, and grape tomatoes. The right pizza is more sparsely topped with vegan pepperoni, green olives, grape tomatoes, and two mushroom slices for hands.

froggy pizza 🐸💚

Yeah, when I’ve looked through my rock collection I’ve found a few that I totally don’t remember shaping, but nobody else would have done it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

A fluffy orange cat sits on an oversized red ottoman in the loaf position. His neck is twisted 180 degrees so he can gaze behind him at the irresistible glow of the Quest 64 title screen on the TV.

Even cats know gaming greatness when they see it.

@quest64official.bsky.social

Trans rights are non negotiable. It’s like a foundational aspect of a better world

“oh my god i see french people calling him Gritté and i’ve never been more pleased to see an accent aigu in my life” accompanied by a quick cartoon of nhl mascot gritty (Gritté) in a beret, holding a baguette and smoking a cigarette. he is very happy.

i found it: my only good tweet

Good luck. 🫡 It gets better eventually. I’m on day 10 and still coughing, but at least I’m not bedridden anymore.

Everybody be gayer

If you can't be real stupid and loud about your favorite stuff is it even worth existing?

And we wonder why schools are full of germs.

mm-hmm