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A likely story.
Kirsty.
Abducted by aliens again, Ms. Anderson?
Well, you can finger my prick whenever you want. 😘
One of those little tiny cactuses that doesn't need much attention and is prickly if people get too close.
Weighed myself last night.
Drank too much water before bed.
Spent the night waking up every hour or so to pee.
Weighed myself this morning.
Lost a full kilo.
Do not recommend.
Oh sure make me feel empathy for pets at 6am. 😛
"The Queen is dead. But wait, there's more!"
You're one of my favourite perverts! ♥️
It's between you and Kelly, obviously.
Only for you, my very favourite purple.
It's super gay for you though.
My arm is regular gay!
Yes hi hello 🥵
...look, if it doesn't work out between you, I've always wanted to know how to make muffins. 🥵
At least the diver thing kind of makes sense - he's a proper competitive diver who represented England at the 1990 Commonwealth Games. (He's 22 in this clip. Ogle away.)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UMoc...
Hairy arm, with light reflecting off of it to form a rainbow on the skin.
Arm reveal for the perverts.
Twin Peaks title generator meme, reading "Hello Darkness, My Old Friend".
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
I genuinely thought that was Roseanne auditioning for Snatch Game.
Something feels Vichy.
Exactly zero (0) people from outside Australia can do a competent Australian accent. We even confiscated it from High Jackman and Kylie Minogue. Come on now.
Not enough hate for Young Sheldon.
Take me with you?
Oh thank fuck. I nearly didn't recognise you without your horns.
Racist boomer coworker today made the mistake of saying she had Xanadu stuck in her head all day Thursday, then patronisingly asked if I even knew it was a song.
Every time there was a quiet moment for the rest of my shift, I finger-tapped the piano bit on the counter just to give her the shits.
I've often said you're one of the hottest hotties on here.
On my way.
"And here's the time I got waxed by some very tiny elves who gave up early because, honestly now, look at the rest of it..."
I do hope all the international women had a nice day.
(Legit though, happy et cetera. I wish certain people who were in the position to make wide-ranging, long-lasting, enforceable change were more interested in women's safety than in what colour the cupcake icing is.)