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Nathan L Smith

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Gardening, historic building maintenance, pet photos, infrastructure observability, JavaScript, graph theory, jokes. Fiscally anti-fascist, socially anti-fascist. Pacifist Gemini. South Amana, Iowa

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SEQUEL!

12.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they’re training for a mission.

12.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fixing the problem with "use cars" is a very American solution.

12.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They don't call it a problem for nothing

12.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Use an open faced club, a Persian sand wedge.

12.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

going pretty deep into the meme archive folder for that one

12.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for checking in with us, gays!

12.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would have, but the past has ben-hazi for me lately.

12.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
WE BELIEVE
THE LEGAL THRILLER
MICHAEL CLAYTON
STARRING
George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, and Tom Wilkinson is
A VASTLY UNDERRATED
CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE
And Easily One of the Five Best Films of the 21st Century

WE BELIEVE THE LEGAL THRILLER MICHAEL CLAYTON STARRING George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, and Tom Wilkinson is A VASTLY UNDERRATED CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE And Easily One of the Five Best Films of the 21st Century

The signs are fine, but this one is funnier

11.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Better question would be "Would you put John Barron on one of those ships?"

11.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's more likely that the Multiverse theory is false and this is the only timeline hope that helps

11.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
George Strait - Ocean Front Property
George Strait - Ocean Front Property YouTube video by WinstonFreedman

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioPa...

11.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A Kirby Vacuum on every floor is necessary to deal with these

10.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Elymus hystrix seed heads in a car cup holder

Elymus hystrix seed heads in a car cup holder

Eastern bottle brush grass is punk af 🌱

09.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t think about that question too hard.

09.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Please see the message below from our 7th grade teachers. 

The 7th grade team will no longer allow students to bring sensory squeeze toys, such as Needohs, into the classroom. These items have become a distraction and are interfering with students’ ability to focus and learn. In addition, they frequently break and have caused messes in classrooms, restrooms, and on students. There have also been instances of students ingesting the gel inside them. We appreciate your support and understanding!

Thank you for helping our students meet this expectation.

Please see the message below from our 7th grade teachers. The 7th grade team will no longer allow students to bring sensory squeeze toys, such as Needohs, into the classroom. These items have become a distraction and are interfering with students’ ability to focus and learn. In addition, they frequently break and have caused messes in classrooms, restrooms, and on students. There have also been instances of students ingesting the gel inside them. We appreciate your support and understanding! Thank you for helping our students meet this expectation.

Things are so bad the 7th graders are ingesting the stress balls.

09.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This bowl has nothing but dust in it. What the fuck?

09.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve listened to enough Limbaugh and Fox to know this is a ranked list of how many deaths each leader is responsible for. Obama is on there because of Benghazi abortions or something probably.

09.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Jezebel the cat, sitting in a 6 qt container

Jezebel the cat, sitting in a 6 qt container

It fits!

09.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember what it was and it was NOT what is pictured in the photo!

09.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy International Women's Day from Corey

09.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

systemd

08.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Baby Mertensia virginica

Baby Mertensia virginica

Slow your roll there, Virginia bluebells. It’s not quite time to come up yet. I will cover you with dead creeping Charlie vines for now. 🌱

08.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is called patriotism.

08.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If fear the lesson learned here in Iowa will be "What with the Iranians killing our soldiers, we have to grow more corn for ethanol and burn it for national security!"

08.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ditzpensationalism

06.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1373 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 136
Giant old Quercus macrocarpa

Giant old Quercus macrocarpa

My therapists 🌱

06.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. I was thinking along the lines of: They are way better at community outreach than their mainstream counterparts and many in their own religion consider them heretical.

05.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought they were more like the Mormons.

05.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0