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Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon

Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon

I reached out here and on Grindr awhile ago

Lemme play in there 🤓

What we need is Arsenio Hall

I am not a desperate whore. Not anymore.

Good morning to all of you but specifically Brian Eno

Happy Holidays to Luigi Mangione and Luigi Mangione's family only

‘Like Depeche Mode, but evil’: the sweaty, sexual music of 80s EBM As documented in a new book, electronic body music swept Belgium and Germany as its artists strove to make something entirely new – but their militaristic look became controversial In Düsseldorf in 1978, you might think Kraftwerk would be considered…

‘Like Depeche Mode, but evil’: the sweaty, sexual music of 80s EBM

I know what it takes to make incredible art but I will never do heroin

This morning I decided to switch to tea from coffee. It has nothing to do with today being the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party

he might have had Marfan syndrome, was probably born with syphilis, and drank moonshine. I think satan was the least of his concerns

You got this.

Christopher Abbott better show full wolf hole for how many weeks they’ve thrown this Wolf Man trailer directly into my ears

"In my healing journey..." and a lot of my repressed memories are of public school teachers who def shouldn't have worked with children.

“That guy from Mean Girls” and “David from Schitt's Creek” is the only context most people have for referencing non-twink homosexuals. But I’m going for a combination of James Baldwin and Ted Kaczynski.

It’s a great day for Mitch McConnell’s racist ass to die

Would never do Black face but wish I could dress up as Stevie Wonder honestly

December 5th, 2000 is the day I got a girlfriend. First and last. It’s a humorous prose. I’d forgotten about it until today when I was doing my trimonthly sexual health screening. I was writing the date on the sample tube for the cotton swab I was going to shove up my ass and I remembered Ashley.

Our dog doesn’t attack strangers but she recognizes Grindr notifications and knows to look out the front window

The Appleseed Cast deserve better

Ohhh I look skinny

You said you live in the country so I can assume you’re not part of this problem.

I know your white suburban heterosexual life is soulless and you’re in no hurry to get home but you gotta at least drive the fucking speed limit

Life is very cool and I’m very grateful for my lil skin suit

I’ll be there.

I know who killed JonBenét Ramsey but I’m curious if Netflix will agree

Just woke up from my barbecue coma

Didn’t know @jayjurden.bsky.social was added to the lineup tonight in Kansas City and now I’m 10x more excited

remember just because he isn't racist doesn't mean he's not a pedophile

I just wanted to say that Josh Hawley is a piece of shit