How much money did this fucking cornball just take out of how many women’s pockets?
09.03.2026 23:30
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How much money did this fucking cornball just take out of how many women’s pockets?
But can you imagine seeing bozos like JD Vance and Karoline Leavitt on the news, destroying countless lives, and being cursed to bear the knowledge that those dumbasses couldn’t write a halfway coherent book report (you know they can’t)?
This is not a shot at anyone from the John Gray High School class of ‘06 tho. Thankfully no one I graduated with was more ambitious (delusional) than me, and even I can’t get this music shit to pop off for more than 6 months at a time
One of the worst parts of the millennial experience gotta be spending your entire coming-of-age being condescended to by your elders as they absolutely DECIMATE the world you’re supposed to inherit…
Until one day you turn on the news and realise the people now doing so went to high school with you.
If you have a crush on me, buy me Marathon (PS5, digital), and pay for a year of PS Plus (currently deactivated)
Cry harder, Max Verstappen
White women will do anything but face accountability for the unyielding alignment of their own to white supremacy above all other self-interest
Ferrari really gonna blow this race on strategy I fear
Kimi Antonelli never beating the chaos goblin allegations
I’ve been praying for ANYONE to give Lewis a car that isn’t absolute dogshit, and I’ll take what I can get!! 😭😭😭
I’ve been trying to get Japanese retail distribution for my label, and today I had a phone call, bringing me the closest I’ve come in 3 years! Inshallah they come back with good news 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Send me a PS Vita if you have a crush on me.
The way this woman is talking herself in circles to rationalise this fucking goofball who clearly HATES her is DEVASTATING
BRITTANY LET IT GO. DEVONTA IS A NINJA TURTLE LOOKING ASS MF WHO DOESN’T EVEN WANT TO TELL A BAD BITCH SHE PRETTY.
This is probably one of the most important issues in terms of labor, tech, UX, etc that the Atmosphere needs to solve (decentralized moderation). I would invite people to pay attention to what the @blackskyweb.xyz team and its community are doing and take notes.
Bring back Ikea Heights.
Bob Power, you there?? 😭🕊️🥀
I change my mind, apparently there IS an appropriate time to tell an NBA player to “shut up and dribble"
I’ve never seen a Mark Ronson performance I didn’t absolutely adore
Going back to Japan in April. Are there any sick new Gunpla I should be looking out for?
No idea what the state of affairs over there is now, but Adult Swim was truly like the Stones Throw of cartoons, and I’ll never be able to repay them for all they’ve given me 🥲
Universal is really hellbent on reviving the Mummy franchise, huh?
(Also, I’m tired of draining my family’s entire net worth on subscriptions)
Went from zero to 2 Linux computers/household servers in the span of a month, all because tech billionaires cannot be normal.
Just be glad they’re not watching the UK version.
Still frothing at the mouth over Mark Carney’s endorsement of the US and Israel bombing Iranian schoolgirls.
Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.
Also ironic, considering they literally DID NOT WIN the season before.
Helmut said “you can be a creep, or you can be a loser, but you can’t be both"
Christian Horner never beating the repulsive scumbag allegations
