brandon

in the pokemon universe they just take the place of animals so different federal agencies would be in charge of different pokemon.

like pikachu would be interior
miltank, agriculture
voltorb, commerce
mewtwo, DHS (or energy???)
altaria, fema

Screenshot from 1960s Japanese movie Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster. A serious-looking man in a suit is explaining his latest idea. Subtitle reads 'It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help.'

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

a precarious population is a risk-averse, pliable one!

thinking constantly how i would absolutely take a chance on starting something i'm passionate about but the healthcare and housing costs makes it too much of a risk

flatly: everyone who works in tech is in danger and sooner than you think

LLMs are going to eat the software industry alive

Can’t believe nobody wanted to read the articles nobody bothered to write

BuzzFeed Nearing Bankruptcy After Disastrous Turn Toward AI Three years after its pivot to AI, the writing is on the wall for BuzzFeed. The company said there's "substantial doubt" it can keep going.

BuzzFeed dying after chasing profits into a sinkhole vs. Gawker getting killed for challenging entrenched power is the perfect conclusion to the 2010s content philosophy wars.

i went from one illness to another lol

a 2028 campaign ad where the average american voter is represented as the guy from memento but all the tattoos are like “every republican president destroys the economy and starts a war in the middle east“ or “trump was president during covid”

I'm not "anti-car." I own a car. I drive (more than I'd like). I'm opposed to car culture and car dependecy. And I'm supportive of safe and efficient transit options for *everyone.*

you're telling me the guy who basically gave biden the nomination in 2020 doesn't believe in generational handoff? shocking!!!!

guy kickflipping an oil tanker from one side of the sea to the other, over the land (radical)

can this be a solution?

oh my god

howdy

Post your most daddy pic

(the eyes of an extremely old man)

yes its exactly this

i'm the same way every time i hurt my back

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

our place overlooks a schoolyard. i just overheard "i saw a dragon outside my window I SWEAR" and some little girl say "i saw a unicorn!!!!"

first beautiful day of the year....... and i was home sick 🤢

It's real.

this was my first bike day since i fucked up my back last august and it was 👌

(but i definitely need to up my cardio again, i has huffing and puffing)

back on my bullshit

i keep my bike behind a gate door that had rusted shut over this bitterly cold winter and spent a shit ton of money to open it yesterday so i could go on a ride today only for the weather to be FOGGY

TIL that philip pullman spent his childhood killing god

Roy @im_roy_lee• 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X •• got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 セマ57 2.1K il 415K 企 Elizabeth Holmes • @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM • 3/5/26 • 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 企

butterfly effect. a bunch of haircuts a decade ago lead to great recession 2

its their fault

Am I happy Kristi Noem was fired? Yes, definitely. Do I still wish her ill and to never have a day of peace for the rest of her filler faced life? Also, yes.