Erik the Rural Juror

Doesn’t mean they couldn’t investigate Zorro ranch.

Everyone is lying except for Trump, Jen. You gotta believe that.

so reflective

The sultans, they swing.

Or is it semantics now? Or does nothing ever matter?

that's a horrifying thought

Every accusation is a confession - Trump is obviously jealous of Obama's swagger.

Some people love those neck pillows too. And my wife agrees with Cody on the commitment to the new time zone.

I felt real good about that one!

et tu blasé

what a little bitch

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

the trump administration must be very shocked and surprised by all of this

100%. Just read a novel about this, Perfection by Vincenzo Latronico, and I had that same thought, thinking about my time in Boston. It's where you were in your 20s that is magical.

all we can do is all we can do

same as it ever was

He has no idea what they’re asking but it starts with Whore, phonetically, so he approves.

Doesn’t sound too edumacated.

You'd never catch Cornell turning out PhD grads like this, that's for sure.

-it’s good to have allies
-the rich shouldn’t be too rich
-the smartest, most learned people should be in charge, not the dumbest ones
-vaccines, and public health in general, are good
-scientific research is good
-education is good
-higher education is especially good
-no man should be king

It’s wild that America is going to re-learn every lesson it has ever learned, the hard way.

Everything she said was based on false assumptions or crazy theoreticals. All I learned from her is that their arguments are for shit.

It's real salty and nothing special. Kinda like me.

Take a sleep-aid before boarding, forego the meal, wear a thick hoodie and sleep mask. This worked for my wife and daughter last summer. I was the control subject and they did much better than me.

But the message should be clear.

Insane that President No Power From Solar When There Are Clouds didn’t have a plan for what would happen when there’s no oil energy because his attacks closed the Strait of Hormuz.

If you have a problem with everyone in the room, the problem might not be the room.

I’m the one who thought a shared national tragedy would reunite the nation but covid proved me wrong.

-it’s good to have allies
-the rich shouldn’t be too rich
-the smartest, most learned people should be in charge, not the dumbest ones
-vaccines, and public health in general, are good
-scientific research is good
-education is good
-higher education is especially good
-no man should be king

It’s wild that America is going to re-learn every lesson it has ever learned, the hard way.