Foxbat?

Oh shit is she gonna rotate the wheel?

Did you know you can buy a used e-meter on Ebay? DIY Scientology

Browsing bluesky in the park totally counts as touching grass

But the 100 kit is sooooo good looking

We had a perfectly good nuke we could have used on Berlin

It's fascinating how awful movements almost universally coalesce upon "black coffee only" like a form of ideological Carcinisation.

I've already got my gender dysphoria diagnosis. Do you have yours?

Some of us fell in instead, and it takes a lot longer to climb than to fall.

I only need to lose another 26 pounds to be officially Overweight

*uncrunches your cinnamon toast*

Never

I am experiencing hunger again and I hate it.

GameFAQs!

It's *probably* 4 now, Iraqis are saying a us plane crashed in their airspace.

Yeah Vyvanse plus Zepbound basically utterly murders your appetite.

I think I'm probably not eating enough and also my intestines might be paralyzed but the weight loss from glp-1s is amazing

This is the only part I believe, because Croatia just be Like That.

As a New Yorker I feel entirely confident in Mamdani. I'm not a Mainer but Platner really seems like an anti-semite.

I mean Stephen Baldwin in the cast, and the director is a disgraced outed sex pest at the very least? Yeah I can't imagine it's gonna go great with the target audience.

Resident T-girl.

The most engagement I have gotten on social media in a while was a post that was just "I can't find my sandwich😢", which got no less than 4 people to direct message me for closure on my sandwich adventure.

I found it, it was bacon egg and cheese, and it was still delicious btw. 😋

How do I get into a draft pool for a Bushwick polycule?

This is malevolent

Seeing people claim that somehow bombing Iran is a Mitzvah. MOTHER FUCKER YOU BROKE COMMANDMENTS ON SHABBAT. KILLING CHILDREN IS NOT A MITZVAH IT IS A SHANDA.

My dad married a Shiksa, lol.

Yeah there's not exactly a height reduction surgery.

Oh I don't!

God do I feel that

Yeah but look at the terrifying advances in anorexia technology. Nobody in 2007 was able to take ozempic or shoot grey market chinese peptides directly into their fat deposits.

And done.