Bart

When you remember that the last time you saw your cousin Darren, he called you Stinkor and drank all your Capri-Suns.

We were around there and Cua Dai Beach a fair bit! We stayed in a villa nearby in Cam Tanh as well as in Hoi An proper for a bit too.

Superb. That's where we chose to spend some proper relaxation time too!

I'm not a diver, but the Cham Islands are meant to be great for it.

Fantastic! I think we're going to try and get back in the next couple of years to see the south.

Happy new year!

Very excited for you, we didn't get as far as HCMC, but loved all the other places! You are in for such a treat!

I'm still alive.

Congratulations! No worries, as and when you like

Ah, that's lovely! It took my wife and a canny while to actually get married - but not that long!

Exciting times!

No worries, give me a shout whenever!

There's a bleak humour to some of the most astonishingly pure and obvious dickheads with terrible ideas on social media saying that it's fine if someone gets murdered if they're a dickhead with terrible ideas.

"WAIT! *My* terrible ideas are cool!"

*shot rings out*

Cracking little beach bar, just knocking out dim sum-ish small plates, coffee, tea and cold drinks.

Could have spent a week there tbh.

Had a great time in Vietnam. 10/10, would go again.

YES!

Continuing to be a full on tourist.
Great fun.

An ancient evil awakens...

100%

Rubbish ideas, poorly executed. As I like to say at work.

A group of Vietnamese people stoned on a bridge on a lake.

Happy with this one.

A lizard on a rock, surrounded by foliage.

Lizard friend.

First night in Hanoi.

I like it!

Now have millions* on my travel banking card.

*of Vietnamese dong

One more week to go!

Genuinely taken aback by this article. The layers of delusion.

Wonder how they'd explain how busy the McDo in Lons-le-Saunier, Jura, is. Or why it's signposted from *miles* away.

Maybe for American Tour de France enthusiasts.

Hi five to my Polish neighbour who, while popping out for a quick crouch/smoke, let out a fart so loud it sounded like he just shat out a duck wearing a suit of armour.

The Devils, Joe Abercrombie.

So much fun.

Serious question. A friend of mine is very poorly and doesn’t have long left to live. Does anyone have the ability to put me in touch with Simon Pegg - yes that one - as I know she’d love to receive a message from him

Perrygrin falcon innit.

(I'm sorry)

I mean, I've never marched in my life, but I've seen how it's done (and practiced) up close plenty of times and bloody hell.

Might send it to Father for the lols .