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▫️Nats fan ▫️Foxhound dad ▫️Synth enthusiast ▫️Exhausted 📍Arlington, VA

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CHOTINER: What message do you think it sends that you use your service record to sell cereal?

CRUNCH: I mean, others do it. Count Chocula does it.

CHOTINER: But that's not the same, that's an inherited title. Chocula never served.

CRUNCH: Right.

CHOTINER: He only served cereal. In a bowl.

13.03.2026 19:03 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a tie is sitting at a desk with his mouth open Alt: chris pratt from parks and rec in a tie excitedly grinning as the camera zooms in on his face
12.03.2026 14:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hear me out, what if you had a really big truck

12.03.2026 03:38 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he'd be like "this character will appeal to kids and families" and they'll be the most offensive racial stereotype you've ever seen

they won't stop talking about space pasta, they'll be like "I love-a da space pasta" as they run from an attack droid with two dozen hands

let's not get too nostalgic

11.03.2026 19:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a screenshot of the tweet but with gollum circled in red, i am very smart

a screenshot of the tweet but with gollum circled in red, i am very smart

"the hunt for gollum" bro he's literally right here

11.03.2026 18:03 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok but what if you started doing this in high school

10.03.2026 04:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they love this tweet, they're buzzing about it

10.03.2026 01:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is incredible, thank you

05.03.2026 02:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vince McMahon, Directed by David Lynch
Vince McMahon, Directed by David Lynch YouTube video by Ripleb

youtu.be/BNgQJ0J0WUo?...

05.03.2026 02:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"he was in the Amazon with my mom researching spiders before she died" from the madame web trailer

"he was in the Amazon with my mom researching spiders before she died" from the madame web trailer

05.03.2026 00:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👏🏼normalize👏🏼conference👏🏼call👏🏼beatboxing👏🏼

04.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HATERS WILL TELL YOU IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE THE CROWN FOR LARGEST COLLECTION OF HOLLYWOOD ACTOR BILLY ZANE MERCHANDISE FROM ROBERT ROBERTSON OF OMAHA NEBRASKA BUT THEY ARE ONLY SPREADING LIES AND PROPAGANDA

04.03.2026 23:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"If you believe, you can achieve" - Dizzee Rascal

04.03.2026 01:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey could you think before posting this? This is very insensitive to people who haven't been given two hundred dollars

04.03.2026 01:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

100%. Like it doesn't suck, but it's very "of the time." Even though the systems are more "modern" it feels like a huge downgrade from the fantastic level design and pacing of the first one

21.02.2026 04:53 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That would be so good, oh my god

21.02.2026 02:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BRING BACK ELITE FORCE FILES

21.02.2026 02:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well yeah, that game was pretty solid for the time, but like a true sequel. with multiplayer worth playing. and Virtual Voyager 2. there's a reason people are still using the OG for roleplaying decades later

21.02.2026 00:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what about a colony sim where you crash-land and have to build up a settlement from scratch

pick your starting colonists from one of the empires, is it a Klingon scout ship? Federation? how do you keep your people healthy and fed? what do you do about random events, like Q?

21.02.2026 00:43 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 2

ok I hear you on the show as a whole but Voyager was consistently really good TV for a couple seasons, especially 3 and 4

21.02.2026 00:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this game desperately needs a remake or sequel. the people cry out.

21.02.2026 00:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tin Man is another "this f-cking guy" episode that actually works because it also includes Data character growth, genuine stakes, betazoid lore, and an unexpected ending

20.02.2026 04:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the first two seasons are either "this f-cking guy," where there's a guest who's a jerk, or "ship broken," where the crew technobabbles a fix. alone, not enough to carry an ep. later seasons get some great eps out of taking these ideas and mixing them with other stuff, like Hollow Pursuits.

20.02.2026 04:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the first season is rough but I actually like that episode, it's entirely plausible that aliens are out there with super duper messed up (but functioning) cultures and the way Picard saves the day is also explicitly underhanded. one of the few first season eps with some moral grey area.

20.02.2026 03:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok it is pretty funny in the sense that Roddenberry wanted Yar to have grown up on the MEAN STREETS but clearly had no idea what that actually entailed, so the way he told the audience about her backstory was a drug monologue that was filmed AFTER skin of evil

20.02.2026 03:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

up the long ladder is an interesting episode about early post-warp settlements and the ethics of cloning with the worst Irish stereotypes ever set to film clumsily stapled on... the ending was clever but that doesn't justify adding them. solid pick.

20.02.2026 03:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it's solid by the low standards of the first season, the "rich planet" guest actors are wonderfully slimy, but Yar's extremely clumsy monologue about drugs bad mmkay made me wonder if they got DEA funding to do an anti-drug episode

20.02.2026 03:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

going to the food place to eat food together, in a group

19.02.2026 01:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's a video of Dave Filoni and George doing a The Clone Wars Q&A where Dave said "George walked into the office one day and said 'I want to do an arc on banking regulation.'" In the kids TV show. It was actually quite good! No one since George has had a brain that powerful.

18.02.2026 20:38 👍 169 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

we already tried bush twice

17.02.2026 21:47 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0