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Bam Persand

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Another freaked out dude. Enthusiasticly mediocre painter of miniatures. I like Turnip28, Tonks, 5 Leagues from the Borderlands, 5 Parsecs from Home, Burrows and Badgers, Forbidden Psalm, that sort of thing. He/him

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All hail Columbia. Early capitol architects were all about her and like 10% of the shit in the country is named after her, but nobody remembers Columbia, goddess of the state and liberty.

No way this was intended to be a narrowly Christian nation when they were straight up inventing a pantheon

10.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Let me tell you about a chad who mogged the romans AND the devil

06.03.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the audiobook version of There Is No Antimemetics Division they do this garbled static noise replacement for the redacted stuff and that's what I hear in my head when I read this crazy stuff. Like maybe the computer is doing us a favor and garbling dangerous words on purpose.

04.03.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Check your fuses, might be as simple as that

04.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For some stupid reason and too many Pratchett books when I was a kid, Judgement is how I spell it naturally. I am in the legal field and I might as well have a weekly appointment to look foolish.

04.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because they're fuckin badass, those kids rock.

04.03.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I installed windows 95 on a hundred computers with the same key at a university in a summer gig. I still remember the 20 digit key. Utterly useless amount of permanent brain real estate wasted forever.

03.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Um, actually, it's "The Jews, the"

02.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am convinced that a sizeable portion of Confederate apologia is simply an inability to comprehend great grandparents could be pieces of shit.

01.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We had a game with Atogs, we thought they were so silly we'd play tug-atog, where two people would grab an atog and rip it in half, whoever had the bigger piece won. To be fair, unlimited Atogs are *still* 15 cent cards.

25.02.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's because we threw them away that the ones remaining are worth money.

25.02.2026 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's one I go to where the gunners of the ball guns are relatively well protected from the opposing gunners, but kids need to run around and get balls for the gunners to load and they're the best targets. The hierarchy of danger and control is just laid open to the bone.

22.02.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm fine with this as long as it's the original version that condones slavery. That at least teaches something.

21.02.2026 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ashton fuckin Kutcher could be right there on that list I tell ya

20.02.2026 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real nice. If I wasn't in absolute love with my Casio AE1500 the Royale would be my easy second choice

19.02.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd just love to once again know how many times the website I'm at has been visited.

09.02.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, he can't open his gaping mouth like he used to. POW

09.02.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah I know, the "all public land should be freely accessible to the rural people" is literally maoism. Those goofs never read their theory

08.02.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they need some typewriters I have like 5

07.02.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol the IRS form they made to designated the account is form 4547 because they're just so precious

07.02.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite part of the Oregon occupiers is they declared the park and contents to now be 'owned by the people' like dawg you tripped on the way to the right and collectivized

07.02.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 114 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mike Patton just never gets tired of side projects

06.02.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*hastily flipping through my training binder while driving* "uhhh hmmm 'Skin Color Acceptability Chart', no uhh 'Cowardly Hiding Your Face', no damnit I know it's in here, I gotta find the Stopping and Bullying Procedure"

03.02.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or "eel" which turns out to be crucial

03.02.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Eric Adams was in the KKK, it'd be worth mentioning he was Black.

03.02.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A plus plus plus marginalia style cat face

02.02.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, yeah, I could not agree more, I'm just looking at how things will probably go down.

02.02.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's too big. Too big to take on, like when those banks were too big to fail. If a too big bank goes down then it would crash everything, and there are so many powerful people involved that actually addressing it head-on would destroy society.

02.02.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Patiently grinding days until I manage a sequence to travel to where and when it happens in time to do a nelson Ha-ha!

02.02.2026 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walter Riml was a cameraman on Triumph of the Will but also The Great Escape and a Bond movie. This 'any side that pays me' sort of stuff can be done, just gotta keep your damn head down and AVOID INTERVIEWS.

02.02.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0