Bam Persand

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

All hail Columbia. Early capitol architects were all about her and like 10% of the shit in the country is named after her, but nobody remembers Columbia, goddess of the state and liberty.

No way this was intended to be a narrowly Christian nation when they were straight up inventing a pantheon

Let me tell you about a chad who mogged the romans AND the devil

In the audiobook version of There Is No Antimemetics Division they do this garbled static noise replacement for the redacted stuff and that's what I hear in my head when I read this crazy stuff. Like maybe the computer is doing us a favor and garbling dangerous words on purpose.

Check your fuses, might be as simple as that

For some stupid reason and too many Pratchett books when I was a kid, Judgement is how I spell it naturally. I am in the legal field and I might as well have a weekly appointment to look foolish.

Because they're fuckin badass, those kids rock.

I installed windows 95 on a hundred computers with the same key at a university in a summer gig. I still remember the 20 digit key. Utterly useless amount of permanent brain real estate wasted forever.

Um, actually, it's "The Jews, the"

I am convinced that a sizeable portion of Confederate apologia is simply an inability to comprehend great grandparents could be pieces of shit.

We had a game with Atogs, we thought they were so silly we'd play tug-atog, where two people would grab an atog and rip it in half, whoever had the bigger piece won. To be fair, unlimited Atogs are *still* 15 cent cards.

It's because we threw them away that the ones remaining are worth money.

There's one I go to where the gunners of the ball guns are relatively well protected from the opposing gunners, but kids need to run around and get balls for the gunners to load and they're the best targets. The hierarchy of danger and control is just laid open to the bone.

I'm fine with this as long as it's the original version that condones slavery. That at least teaches something.

Ashton fuckin Kutcher could be right there on that list I tell ya

Real nice. If I wasn't in absolute love with my Casio AE1500 the Royale would be my easy second choice

I'd just love to once again know how many times the website I'm at has been visited.

To be fair, he can't open his gaping mouth like he used to. POW

Oh yeah I know, the "all public land should be freely accessible to the rural people" is literally maoism. Those goofs never read their theory

If they need some typewriters I have like 5

Lol the IRS form they made to designated the account is form 4547 because they're just so precious

My favorite part of the Oregon occupiers is they declared the park and contents to now be 'owned by the people' like dawg you tripped on the way to the right and collectivized

Mike Patton just never gets tired of side projects

*hastily flipping through my training binder while driving* "uhhh hmmm 'Skin Color Acceptability Chart', no uhh 'Cowardly Hiding Your Face', no damnit I know it's in here, I gotta find the Stopping and Bullying Procedure"

Or "eel" which turns out to be crucial

If Eric Adams was in the KKK, it'd be worth mentioning he was Black.

A plus plus plus marginalia style cat face

I mean, yeah, I could not agree more, I'm just looking at how things will probably go down.

It's too big. Too big to take on, like when those banks were too big to fail. If a too big bank goes down then it would crash everything, and there are so many powerful people involved that actually addressing it head-on would destroy society.

Patiently grinding days until I manage a sequence to travel to where and when it happens in time to do a nelson Ha-ha!