John Cutting

You think it would be difficult to find a gaffe more obviously embarrassing than Bush's perpetual humiliation onboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, but he stumble fucked his way right into it

You could say that the situation in the Strait of Hormuz is going "swimmingly"

I'm going to show this to my Japanese father in law, who has been a chef for 40 years...

Generated by Make it a Quote User: theonion.com Content: “Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

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I need to start carrying sidewalk chalk in my car...

A Subaru that's parked over the line in a parking garage. Someone has taken yellow sidewalk chalk and wrote "bad parking job!" In legible but childlike handwriting

A few hours later the same car in the same spot but someone with blue sidewalk chalk have scratch out the bad and replace it with the word "good" in a garish handwriting

Photos taken a few hours apart

Oof

I once was part of an amphibious exercise in Incheon that we had a scrap because there were too many fishing nets in the water that would have sunk the AAVs and drowned Marines. I'm glad they're finding more uses.

Because the president raped children?

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My wife will answer the same question very differently depending on the language used.

Question: Did you like that?

English: It was good!
Japanese: That was subtle but ok.
Mongolian: That was clearly not meant for me. I don't want to try it again.

すげー

There's something to be said about finding your style as an artist so that works can be immediately coded to you, but he already had a wildly successful comic and brand. If anything, this emphasizes how much they rely on premade templates with unrelated text bubbles added well after the fact.

,¿Por que no los dos?

Yeah... I remember when they knew how to draw people.

"The emperor appreciated this reasoning [of why he should not poison himself with mercury] but soon afterwards fell ill and died from poisoning [himself with mercury]."

Bill and Ted - Triomphe Napoleon YouTube video by Jonathan Romaneski

Le toboggan aquatique

Then there was demonstrably no plan

I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but that album art is 🤌

Fuck all the way off with this. The student protesters were physically attacked -- some of them maimed permanently with life-altering injuries -- and relentlessly persecuted, doxxed, and hounded by school administrators, local police, and federal authorities while their attackers remain untouched.

I really like the animation on this one; it reminds me of the classic Disney films. Good work Dreamworks

(checks imdb)

Whoops!

Man I need to see that but I do not want to pay Amazon for it..

First?

The Force Awakens 🤝 Starfleet Academy
no idea how big space is

Why Star Trek Ships Always Meet Nose-to-Nose Dave Kellett of Sheldon Comics drew this amusing comic that explains why ships in Star Trek are always shown meeting nose-to-nose in space...

I'm willing to suspend disbelief for good story (which Star wars definitely was not). Instead, I just want one sci-fi show or movie to embrace 6 axes of movement unafraid of how silly it will look