stone cold steve ostroc

on the bright side i can't imagine losing a democratic primary against ilhan omar as an ICE lawyer is much work at all

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

Seems like a new boycott just dropped. Let's see who ends up being the CostCo to their Target.

well i might have headaches tonight but at least i'll still sleep like shit

Well if the men's shoe latest fashion 2026 nike reebok high quality real imitation leather a+ best quality shoes for men boy women girls fits,

ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it

It is now too late for me to have any more caffeine and instead all I get to have this evening is a headache

Just let me telemed and i will come in every six months like goddamn clockwork for labs and a drug screen i swear

I don't want to start a fuckin scene but i don't know why i schedule this shit months in advance, comply with every new goddamn invasive regulation, just to sit here for an hour and a half like THAT'S the reward for my compliance

It's cool that the late arrival policy only applies to the patient and never the physician

My appointment was an HOUR AGO

it’s so cool how people who dislike you can organize to crawl back through your post history, report-brigade you, and get you nuked for shit you said a year ago, and moderation doesn’t see that as any sort of abusive interaction pattern itself

I started cutting out a second can of coke at lunch when i go in to see the doctor but i get there and my heart rate and blood pressure are still elevated so I'm not sure i oughta bother really

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

One of those purple white monsters would fix me rn

unvaxed and died at 33 smh

“Think of the children” needs to be attacked as a talking point more because nobody actually cares, if they did we’d be fighting tooth and nail for gun control so that school shootings werent so common you can miss them in the american news cycle

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the original reddit post from r/thomastheplankengine from user 0tt0_0fficial, with the title "dreamt last night that twitter added a new feature where the percentages of users' milk was always displayed." an image below is an example of said dream: matpat (with the skim milk label) tweets "i don't get it? what's the point of this new update?" the tweet is followed a reply chain of people reposting a meme of lord farquaad pointing and saying "skim" until it scrolls off the image.

oh hell yes @milk-labeler.at.gayfamicom.lol

Oh he's gonna WIN win

somehow I had to draw this

I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

Bleak House serial numbers

hard cover volume of Bleak House

These are the same "book"

Worth forever reiterating that most of the "long" novels of the 19th century were not received as long at the time, but generally as subdivided shorter works, sometimes something we would consider more like a comic book than a terrifying doorstop.

Invasive parasite that spreads its seed into other things that it then grotesquely puppets with the goal of sucking the planet dry and then repeating the cycle? Which is then spread willingly by irresponsible rich folk who believe it to be the next frontier of human evolution?

Yup, checks out.