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so much of the way people approach stories is rooted in the vapid and spiritually dead idea that the whole point of a story is just to find out what happens

Btw, if it's not clear:
The tactic the right is using rn is to start censoring fetishes and kinks that are generally accepted to be "bad" or "gross" by most people to slowly warm us up to the idea of censoring all sexual expression online.

Don't fall for this by going "this is actually based!!"

This is dope

oh

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
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Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center

A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big

hmm

The troubles

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kind of not ideal that the world economy is run by a cabal of pedophiles but also the two corporations that control all consumer spending think that if you jerk off you should be unbanked

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

[ voice going up two octaves ]

stoned???

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

An illustration of a black wolf decorated with pink, white, and light blue flowers. Hand-lettering around the wolf reads “Defend Trans Lives, Fight for Trans Rights.

I’ve been trying to use my art to be more visible in the world as a trans person, I hope it helps others know they aren’t alone.
Aspenhearted.com if you’d like this on a shirt or sticker ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

man.

Bungo

getting my fiance a lego set they want for their birthday

they also had a new balisong fidget pick that, while very reasonably priced, i had to responsibly — and with great difficulty — nope out of

a set of implements for covert instruments, including a transparent, six pin padlock, a set of inserts for their grav pick, a standalone wave rake, a standalone hook, and a turning tool

new tool tuesday

backed into a terminal in much the same way you'd accidentally bump your big ass into a bathroom light and jumpscared myself with a ping sound from 1994.

Jesus Christ

GitHub - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool: A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verification A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verification - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool

speaking of your vast influence, i recently got psychically flashbanged by the defacto logo of that discord age verification bypass tool that made the rounds a month or so ago

Post a meme made by you (or four) 🪶

i miss those little shoestring bastards

but now, ofc, i can never go back

i would like to attend the clown event

i guess i have to play this, huh