I think working on the Severed Floor is something i could live with as long as one of the perks was getting to motorboat Mr. Melchick
I think working on the Severed Floor is something i could live with as long as one of the perks was getting to motorboat Mr. Melchick
I love how despite being a huge drug addict I am for some reason legitimately scandalized to see someone drinking Celsius during a 6pm yoga class
Well well well if it isnβt the place I get water
Let him cook I guess
The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event, bags packed and ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window, while taking media requests and explaining to the public, for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this
@drandrealove.bsky.social is a balm for my ragged soul youtu.be/Zk7WlWV-8h0?...
Tokyo update
Iβm an abolitionist except for people who wear eyeglasses frames with no lenses
I love how much of philanthropy is just like βoh here is 5% of the money back that I stole from you it is now illegal for you to say anything bad about meβ
Doing the "Good game, good game" handshake line as we get led into the camps.
I bought PlayStation underwear
i think rage at congestion pricing is a good example of how no one believes that the world can be positive sum anymore. like, people pay a small fee to get access to a faster commute β saving them valuable time βΒ and the money improves public transit, saving other people valuable time. it's win-win!
Why are there so many dental clinics in Sapporo
(Impossible)
Australian men visiting Japan shut the fuck up challenge
Hand holding a Japanese green tea flavored protein bar that has kit-kat like layers of wafer and green tea/protein goo
Did you spend your teenage years teaching yourself Japanese and then grow up into an adult who loves doing pushups and fucking men? Boy do I have the protein bar for you.
Straight men can be a lil gay, as a treat
#MBM
Happy Congestion Pricing Day to all who celebrate
You know what I donβt mind having autism I think that being scared of people and needing all my food to not touch is a perfectly reasonable price to pay for not having a meltdown every time I encounter a new piece of software
Because it was a joke
Yeah this was a joke lol hi Casey
Are we posting these here
Did it hurt? When you jammed your heel into the ground with every clumsy footstep?
Instant friendship cancellation spell
Still image of George from Seinfeld with the caption βI gotta focus. Iβm shifting into soup modeβ but the soup is overwritten woth βsoupβ written phonetically in Japanese
Me in line at Osaka airport immigration trying to remember all the Japanese I forgot due to 20 years of deleting my brain with drugs and alcohol:
Wow JFK terminal 1 is cursed
it's so good
websites where the menu pops down from the top when you hover over it but the menu immediatley retracts if if you move your cursor 1mm too far...who is the ceo of that